Urban Dictionary Your Town

[Woo]

So yeah, type your home city into urbandictionary.com and post what the descriptionns are. Here's mine:

Crawley
The baddest, tuffest, ruffest part of South East England.
Horsham Boy 1: "Come on mate, lets go to Crawley tonight"

Horsham Boy 2: "No Way mate, you must be mad, i dont wanna get jacked (starts crying) Pleeeeasssse no, i really dont wanna go *sob, sob*, nooooooooooo!!!!!"

And another one..

Crawley
A town near gatwick in the uk...
Basicly the biggets shit hole youv ever been to and if its pikies that your looking for, wev got fucking hundreds.feel free to take a few home with if you ever decide to come here(not recomened)ooo and if getting mugged rocks ya boat wonder round broadfield or bewbush at well...anytime of the day really.

We also have a place called langladesh(langlygreen)theres a hole load of pakis that live there so its always a good place to get a currie. However the shoping is good. for example if u went to broadfeild and asked a pensioner if she new were to get a hold of some charlie she would probably sell u some at a resonable price on the spot.

common said things:
"I fucking hate crwaley, theres to many pikies,pakis,gangsters and drug dealers.o and thats another thing theres to many racist people, it makes me sick!"


Sounds like a lovely place doesn't it? I actually come from Broadfield too. Double crapness! There's also a definition for someone who comes from Crawley.

Crawley Boy
A term for the stereotypical types of youths inhabiting the town of Crawley near Gatwick Airport. Describes the immoral 'human scum' that has accumulated within the 3rd & 4th generation of people living in Crawley since its inception as a New Town in the 1950's.

Similar to chav or townie, the typical Crawley Boy will be disrespectful, have limited education and a wardrobe mainly consisting of Burberry, Nickelson and the ever-present "3-stripe jogging bottoms". Sovereign rings are a must but, due to the financial constraints of not having a job, can only usually be purchased from Argos or Index.

Look at that twat wearing his socks outside his trousers, fucking Crawley boy.

[Steala]

Yeah, the place where I live is not on urban dictionary, and since there's no rural dictionary, I just went with Pittsburgh. Close enough.

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Pittsburgh
A vast, lively city that is never the same twice. It looks like your typical mild-mannered, politically correct city, but the area's residents know that it is far more. Truly uplifting people, amazing turnouts for sporting events, lots of beer, Pennsylvania's largest concentration of Gothic Lolitas, a wonderful indie music scene, and some great colleges.

Also, there is so much water. Three rivers meet at an area Pittsburghers have come to call The Point, and there's a cool fountain and picnic area there. Pittsburgh is also notorious for flooding.

Finally, Pittsburgh's weather is off-the-wall. It's May as I'm writing this, and we had snow two weeks ago, warm-ish rain last week, and this week we're expecting it to be cold. Still.

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Pittsburgh
A drinking town with a football problem.

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Pittsburgh
The 4th most polluted city in the U.S. If you're planning on visiting it will take 2 or 3 days to get used to the smell. It's dirty, depressing, grimy, filthy, and disgusting. The people are hicks and except for those who live here while attending college (and then leave quickly after), most people seem uneducated.

The Pittsburgh dialect is enough to make you want to slap the person speaking for abusing grammar in such a way. It's pretty bad.

99% of natives wear Pittsburgh Steelers shirts or hats EVERY DAY even when it's not football season. Individuality isn't a strong point. Natives are also very proud and defensive of Pittsburgh, but that's probably because they've never been anywhere else, so they can't really compare it.

Whomever designed the street layout was on drugs. I think someone else described it accurately on here. There's also a huge shortage of street signs, so if you're new to this shithole, plan on getting lost alot. People hate Sienna Miller for calling it Shitsburgh, but deep down they know she's right, and if they don't know, I'll tell you. She's right. She is very, very right.

Pittsburgh hobbies include the Steelers. If the Steelers ever left Pittsburgh, everyone would kill themselves, but not before downing a few six-packs of beer.

There's a reason people outside of Pittsburgh don't put french fries on their salads. Because it's gross. Don't plan on that food trend catching on elsewhere.

People are rude and racist. Since I moved here a year ago, I've heard the "N" word thrown around quite casually (but ONLY around other White people). That's just sad.

The TV series "Queer as Folk" is supposed to take place in Pittsburgh, but because the city is so ugly, they filmed it in Canada. That's why it looks kinda nice on the series, but don't let that fool you into coming here. You'll regret it.

[MetalBlade]

Sheffield
God's City, pure and simple
If God were to specify his birth place on his CV, he would say Sheffield


Sheffield
The city of sex & steel, the heart of the north, and the birthplace of football.

Basically the greatest city in the world.
"Hey, I've just been to Sheffield, and it's the shit!"


Sheffield
A shitty little place Outside Rotherham,
can`t be missed because of the smell of pigshit and curry, if you stop at traffic lights you get your wheels nicked, if you ride a bike and signal to turn you get you watch nicked, if its night the only way to see people if they smile, and if god was born here....well musta dropped down the shitter.
The best thing about sheffield is the road out, dunt go there ya will regret every second


Sheffield
An out of work prostitute, usually seen hanging around theme bars looking for desperate punters.
"That sheffield was so desperate for some action that she even went for old man Keenan dressed in a hula skirt."

Sounds fucking great here, dunnit?