Post by Woo on Jan 26, 2009 21:26:38 GMT -1
Okay here are the karma points before the Rumble.
Woo- 502
Knox- 118
Steala- 13057
Flyers- 2095
Metal- 935
Layne- 101
Somar- 300
Okay on with the show. Up first…
ECW Championship
Jack Swagger © vs. Matt Hardy
Flyers bet 25 Karma points that all the champions would retain, so he needs a Swagger victory here.
Swagger wins!
Your bet is still good Flyers
After the match Matt Hardy looks very upset….I smell a Hardy heel turn…
Women’s Championship
Beth Phoenix © vs. Melina
Once again Flyers needs the champion, Phoenix, to win.
Melina wins!
Flyers’ Karma- 2072 (-25)
World Championship
Cena © vs. JBL
Flyers bet 100 and Metal bet 300 points that HBK would kick JBL. HBK….and he did…rather stupidly as JBL offered him all the money he owed him and a place in the rumble. HBK then kicked Cena too.
Flyers’ Karma- 7072 (+5000)
Metal’s Karma- 15935 (+15000)
Cena wins!
WWE Championship
Jeff Hardy © vs. Edge with Chavo
Somar bet 100 points (7/1 odds) that Matt Hardy was behind the attacks on Jeff Hardy. Also remember Steala ALL his Karma points on Chavo being in the Rumble….so let’s hope nothing happens to him….Also Steala bet 50,000 points that Christian would show up here.
No DQ match!….things don’t look good for Jeff.
Chavo big splashed through a table by Jeff…..
Matt Hardy runs out with a chair. The Hardy Boyz go for the concherto…but Matt hits Jeff with the chair!
Edge wins!
Somar MAY get the 700 points for Matt Hardy being behind the attacks, but I’ll wait for Matt Hardy's explanation before giving the points to him. Steala….I’ll wait until the end of the show before deducting 50,000 points from you as Cage did NOT appear here.
So here we go! The Royal Rumble match!
Number 1- Rey Mysterio!
Number 2- John Morrison!
I bet 10 (8/1) points that we would see Morrison fighting Miz at some point during this match.
Crap, why did I not bet on these two staying in for the longest? They both come VERY close to being eliminated but survive until number 3. Fantastic wrestling during the opening part.
Number 3- Carlito!
Carlito spits his apple in the face of the man who claims is ALL of Jay Z’s 99 problems- John Morrison. Carlito rolls the dice on Rey and then hits an awesome springboard moonsault on Morrison. Incredible.
Number 4- MVP!
Steala bet 5000 points at odds of 3/1 that MVP would be in the match.Steala’s Karma- 28057 (+15000)
“MVP” chants from the crowd. He hit’s a great belly to belly suplex on Rey. Morrison tries a springboard dropkick on MVP, but he ducks and John kicks Carlito instead. MVP then Drive By’s Morison.
Number 5- The Great Khali!
I bet 10 points (10/1) that Khali and the Big Show would have a big-man stareout at some point.
The fighting stops and all 4 look shit scared. They all try to attack Khali, but he knocks them down with his usual offence of head buts and screaming. Rey tries a Springboard Senton and Carlito tries a Backstabber but Khali doesn’t even move.
Number 6- Vladimir Kozlov!
Me and Steala bet 10 points and 15,000 points on Kozlov getting the most eliminations
The Russian enters the ring and we get a Khali/Kozlov big man showdown. Khali hit’s the vice grip by Kozlov eliminated him!
Khali eliminated by Kozlov (Kozlov’s 1st!)
I lose 10 points due to no Khali/Show showdown- My Karma- 492 (-10)
The Russian then throws out MVP.
MVP eliminated by Kozlov (Kozlov’s 2nd!)
Carlito is then thrown to the apron. He spingboards up but into a bear hug and ends up getting slapped to the mat.
Carlito eliminated by Kozlov (Kozlov’s 3rd!
Number 7- HHH!
Flyers bet two karma points on HHH getting the most eliminations.
These two fight for a big until Kozlov decks him with a head butt. HHH does that move we he hits their head with his knee and throws out Kozlov to a huge cheer.
Kozlov eliminated by HHH- (HHH’s 1st!)
Morrison and HHH fight until the buzzer goes off again.
Number 8- Randy Orton!
I bet 10 points on Orton winning and 10 points on Orton spending the longest time in the ring. Flyers bet 5 points on Orton winning. Steala bet 50,000 points on Orton winning!
If Morrison was thrown out then this would be a rematch of the end of the 06 rumble. Orton hits HHH with his neck breaker move. He then tries an RKO, but HHH escapes it. The game then goes for a Pedigree. Morrison saves Orton by giving HHH a springboard kick. Then Rey takes Randy down with a Seated Senton which he follows up with a 619 to Morrison and now all four men are down.
Number 9- Cryme Time?…
Both of Cryme Time come out and discuss who will enter the match. JTD thinks they should let a coin toss decide it. JTG wins and enters the rumble. Shad then realizes that it was a double sided coin. JTG had 5/1 odds of being in the match btw. JTG doesn’t do much.
Number 10- Ted DiBiase!
Ted DiBiase hits everyone in the ring except for Orton. Tag rivals Morrison and JTG give Ted a double dropkick before turning on each other. Ted then clothesline’s both John and JTG over the ropes, but they hang on to the top rope while trying to kick each other off. Rey gives Dibiase a hurricarana over the ropes, but they both hang on too. It looks like Rey is going to give Ted a Bonco Buster but instead it’s a baseball slide to his groin!
Number 11- Chris Jericho!
Knox bet 10 points on Y2J lasting the longest in the match, Flyers bet 3 on that. I also bet 10 points that someone who drew numbers 11-20 would win.
I bet 50 points that Y2J would get number 30. My- 442 (-50)
A pretty good ovation from the fans for Y2J. Chris goes right for Orton and nearly eliminates him. Y2J then bulldogs HHH and goes for a lionsault. HHH moves aside but Chris lands on his feet. HHH tries a Pedigree but then Jericho tries to turn it into a Walls of Jericho but HHH escapes this. HHH then tries dumping Jericho over the ropes but Chris survives. Meanwhile the two members of the Legacy are teaming up on Morrison.
Number 12- Mike Knox!
Steala bet 5000 points on Mike Knox (15/1) being in the match. Steala‘s karma- 103057 (+75000)
As expected Knox attacks Rey Mysterio right from the off. The Legacy then attack JTD while Morrison tires to get Jericho over the ropes.
Number 13- The Miz!
A good reception for the Chick Magnet. Miz for some reason doesn’t help Morrison out at first ad instead does his trademark corner clothesline move to HHH and then to Rey. He then decides to help out John and The Two-Time Slammy Award Winners double team Orton with a double knee to the gut. Miz tries the corner clothesline to Orton, but Randy moves aside. Rey tries his wheel-barrow bulldog move to Morrison, but instead ends up kicking Randy. John backdrops Mysterio but then Ry shoves him towards Orton who RKO’s him!
Miz attacks Orton but he too gets an RKO! JTG tries attacking Randy but he suffers the same fate as Morrison and The Miz. But then Randy eats a Pedigree! HHH then throws Morrison into Miz and the Two-time Slammy Award Winners, Regining World Tag Team Champions and Longest Regining WWE Tag Team Champions in recent memory both go over the ropes and to the floor. So far Miz is the only person to be eliminated before the next man has entered- be Jealous.
Miz & Morrison eliminated by HHH (HHH’s 2nd and 3rd!)
I bet 10 points that Miz and Morrison came to blows, they didn’t really. My karma- 432 (-10)
Number 14- Finlay!
Metal bet 100 points on Finlay lasting the longest.
Final and Hornswoggle run to the ring as HHH throws Rey over the ropes. Mysterio then brilliantly survives by stepping on Miz’ back, then Morrison’s and finnaly the stairs, using all three as stepping stones! Jericho gives Rey a look as if to say “You can’t do that!” Hornswoggle slides under the ring the Irishman attacks everyone. He tries to get rid of Y2J, with help from Rey, but Chris survives.
Number 15- Cody Rhodes!
Now all three members of the Legacy (Orton, Ted, Cody) are in the ring and all three men attack JTD, then HHH and then Finlay. Rey springboards off the top ropes but gets RKO’d! Awesome!
Number 16- Undertaker!
At odds of 1000/1 Steala bet 5000 karma points on Taker being No.30- Steala’s karma- 98057 (-5000). I bet 1 karma point on the same thing. My karma points- 431 (-1)
Steala also bet 5000 points that Taker & Kane would team up to eliminate someone.
The lights go off and when they come back on everybody in the ring freezes. The Legacy try to fight him first but Taker gives them all right hands then does the same to everybody in the ring. He then throws JTG out.
JTG eliminated by Taker! (Taker’s 1st!)
Snake eyes to Cody Rhodes!
Number 17- Goldust!
You could have got 50/1 odds on Goldust being in this, but nobody bet on it. Goldust attacks Ted Dibiase before Cody pulls him off. It’s then Cody and Dustin Rhodes face to face when the Biazare One slaps him. Orton meanwhile is watching them two fight. Goldie nearly eliminates Rhodes but then Orton RKO’s Dustin. Randy then tells Rhodes to eliminate Goldust and he does so.
Goldust eliminated by Cody Rhodes! (Cody‘s 1st!)
Goldust was eliminated quicker than The Miz so thus far has been in there for the shortest time ever,
Number 18- CM Punk!
Knox bet 10 karma points on Punk winning
There are loud “CM Punk” chants as the IC Champion runs to the ring, kicking and kneeing everybody. HHH stops him with a Pedigree attempt but Punk reverses it into a Go To Sleep. The Legacy are trying to take out Y2K and Taker nearly eliminates Finlay. Mike Knox is still attacking Rey.
Numbr 19- Mark Henry!
Metal bet 100 points that 5 or more people would team up to throw out Henry. I bet 10 points that the commentators would ask “Who can eliminate Mark Henry?!” and Steala bet 10,000 points on the same thing.
5 seconds later Jerry Lawler says “Who could ever throw HIM over the top rope?!” ….well if Chyna can do it in 1999 then anybody can…
Steala gets the 50/1 bet on Henry getting the big talk by the commentators. Steala’s karma- 598057 (+500000). I made the same bet. My- karma (931 +50)
Henry head butts everyone in the ring. He then steps on Punk. World’s Strongest Slam to HHH. Henry then throws out Punk, but CM holds on.
Number 20- Shelton!
With no HBK tonight maybe Shelton can win ?! Pay Dirt to Finlay. Y2J and Punk are standing on the turnbuckles fighting. Shelton jumps to the top rope and Pay Dirt’s them both. Shelton tries to kick Henry, but Mark catches his foot, but Benji counters with the Dragon Whip! HHH tries throwing out Punk, but the IC champ holds on again.
Number 21- William Regal!
God Layla’s hot.
Steala wins the 15/1 bet of Regal being in the rumble. He bet 5000. Steala’s karma- 673057 (+75000)
Regal attacks Punk out of revenge for losing his IC title while Shelton and Taker pick up from where they left off on SD. Mark Henry is kicked by Taker and he then walks very slowly to Mysterio who pulls the ropes down eliminating him.
Mark Henry eliminated by Rey! (Rey’s 1st!)
It only took 1 person to eliminate him- Metal’s karma- 15835 (-100)
Everyone attacks everyone.
Number 22- Kofi Kingston!
Kingston dropkicks everyone before giving Knox a leg drop and Rey almost eliminates Cody, but Rhodes skins the cat. Shelton then almost kicks Knox’s head off. Shelton then tries an avalance to squash Taker in the corner but the Deadman just shoves him off and then throws him out.
Shelton eliminated by Taker! (Taker’s 2nd!)
Rey is now hanging onto a ringpost trying to avoid being thrown out by Y2J.
Number 23- Kane!
Metal placed 100 points on Kane winning.
Kane attacks the Legacy and then stares at The Undertaker. Rather than fight they give Dibiase a double choke slam to loud cheers. They don’t throw him out though, which would have given Steala more points. Kane then choke slams Kofi too! Punk is on the apron and Regal tries to get rid of him but it’s the Brit who falls to the outside!
Regal eliminated by Punk! (Punk’s 1st!)
Taker tries to chokeslam Rey but Knox prevents this for some reason.
Number 24- R-Truth!
Very loud cheer for the former K-Kwick! HHH attacks him but Ruth sends him down to the mat with an awesome spinning elbow. 3 people thry to get rid of Kane but fail. Punk and Rey nearly get eliminated again, but survive once more.
Number 25- ROB VAN DAM!
THE PLACE EXPLODES! Everybody in the ring stands still staring at Rob!!! This is awesome…shame Knoxville ruined it for me with his 10,000 karma points bet. Twat. RVD was 60/1 to turn up, but nobody bet on him.
Anyway Van Damn jumps to the top rope and gives his former tag team partner Kane a kung fu kick- that’ revenge from the 03 rumble! Everybody is standing in the corner wondering what the hell is going on. Cody and Kofi try to attack him, but both get clotheslined. Y2J tries to attack his former rival, but he gets taken down too. Orton mouths ‘what are you doing here?’ but Rob only had a three word vocabulary and clotheslines him too. He kicks Ted and Truth and then Regal. The crowd chant “RVD!” as Rob hits Cody with a spinning kick, he then does his vintage double spin kick thing to Chris.
Knox tries to attack him, but gets a kick in the head for his trouble…I wish he’d kick Knoxville in the head too. He then attacks Punk and now THAT is a match I’d pay to see. Another one of RVD’s former tag partners, Rey tells him to do a Frog Splash on R-Truth. Rob leaps to the top rope and points to himself as the fans chant his name in unison. “ROB…..VAN….DAM!” HHH ruins the fun by running towards him prompting Damn to leapfrog over his head. Rob kicks Hunter, who lands on Truth and RVD then gives them both a Rolling Thunder!
Number 26- THE Brian Kendrick.
Steala bet 8000 points that Kendrick would be in the ring for the longest amount of time.
Brian dances his way to the ring. Rey and RVD do their double team leg drop move on R-Truth. Kofi jumps onto Knox’s shoulders in the corner. THE Brian enters and pushes Kofi off the top.
Kofi eliminated by THE Brian Kendrick! (THE’s 1st!)
After just 15 seconds of being in the ring HHH throws Brian over the ropes.
So Steala’s bet on Brian to last the longest wasn’t the best. Steala’s karma- 665057 (-8000)
THE Brian Kendrick eliminated by HHH! (HHH’s 4th!)
This means that HHH has now eliminated more people than Kozlov. Steala’s karma- 650057 (-15000). My karma- 921 (-10)
The fans chant “RVD” once more and he nearly eliminates Punk.
Number 27- Dolph Ziggler
Dolph gets lucky number 27! He was 5/1 to be in the match. He attacks R-Truth before seeing Kane behind him. Ziggler does his usual handshaking gimmick and introduces himself, but Kane grabs his hand and throws him over the ropes. Not quite as short as Kendrick’s time in the ring.
Dolph eliminated by Kane! (Kane’s 1st!
Number 28- Santino!
He walks in the ring.
Santino- eliminated by Kane! (Kane’s 2nd!)
Not only did Santino suffer the quickest exit, he got the fastest elimination ever! Yep the Warlord’s record and his crowing moment has been taken away by Santino! Metal called it and put 100 points on the bet at 25/1 odds. I thought Dolph would be out quickest and although he was out fast nothing will ever beat Santino’s time! Metal’s karma- 18335 (+2500)
That was the funniest thing ever! He was out before his music finished. The crowd had lots of Santino signs and stuff that they made for nothing! What a bad day for Glamorella.
I bet 50 points that Santino would be No.30. My karma- 871 (-50)
Number 29!
Who will it be? Umaga? Kennedy? Haas? HBK? Chavo? Honswoggle? CHRISTIAN?!
No….it’s Jacksaw Jim Duugan. Oh for fuck sake.
He would have been 50/1 odds too. 19 years since his last rumble, which may have beaten Animal‘s record. “USA, USA” chant the fans. Hacksaw punches the Undertaker down to the mat and then does the same to Kane. Hacksaw is punching everybody! “Hooooo!” chants Duggan.
Number 30- The Big Show!
Layne bet 50 points that Christian would be in here. And then 50 points he would win. Layne’s Karma- 1 (-100)
I bet 3 points Charlie Haas would be in the match. 20 points on Christian, 20 points on Umaga, 10 on HBK and 10 points on Hornswoggle. My karma- 808 (-63)
Steala get 10,000 points on Umaga being in the match. 8000 on him being number 30 and 3000 on him getting the most eliminations. Also he bet 5000 on Kennedy being in the match. Steala’s karma- 624057 (-26,000)
Flyers bet 1 point that Christian would be in the rumble- his karma 7051 (-1)
Metal bet 100 points that at least 5 men will eliminate Big Show
Amazingly No.30 has come out and there are 15 people left in the match! Yep, half the participants! Once again the fighting in the ring comes to an end. We get a Big Show/Taker staring contest until Kane comes out of nowhere with a right hand to Show. Hacksaw tries to attack Show but is dumped out to loud boos.
Hacksaw eliminated by Big Show! (Show’s 1st!)
Y2J puts Show in a sleeper, but it’s reversed into a sidewalk slam. Taker throws Punk out, but again he holds on. Show slaps Truth’s chest a couple of times and then picks him up in a gorilla press to dump him to the outside in the EXACT same way he did to Truth (K-Kwick) back in 2001’s rumble.
Truth eliminated by Show! (Show‘s 2nd!)
Down to 13 then. Taker tries to throw out Cody now but he too survives. Show throws Punk, but he comes back in the ring. Show does it AGAIN, but once more Punk holds on. A third time Punk is thrown over and this time Show knocks him to the floor with a punch.
Punk eliminated by Show! (Show’s 3rd!)
Knox bet 10 points on Punk winning. His karma- 108 (-10)
Finlay, Knox and Rey are on the ropes and Big Show eliminates them all! Wait, no Finlay is still in! But Knox and the No.1 entrant after 49:24 seconds is gone!
Rey and Knox eliminated by Show! (Show’s 4th and 5th!)
Suddenly Hornswoggle pops up from nowhere and tries to attack Kane….Kane goozles him, but then drops him to the mat and grabs Finlay for a choke slam instead, but Hornswoggle makes the save by biting his leg! Hornswoggle then leaves the ring and Taker gives him a funny kick on the way out. Kane then backdrops the Irishman out the match.
Finlay eliminated by Kane! (Kane’s 3rd!)
Metal bet 100 points Finlay would be in the ring for the longest. Karma- 18235 (-100)
Codebreaker to Kane! RVD is kicking Big Show. Orton throws HHH onto the apron, but Hunter comes back in through the middle rope, but Randy catches him as he enters and DDT’s him! Big Show and Taker stare at each other once more. The throw punches, but Taker blocks all of Show’s punches! 5 Star Frog Splash on Orton! RVD stumbles about in pain and Y2J throws him out!
RVD eliminated by Y2J! (Y2J’s 1st!)
Chris laughs but Taker is standing behind him! Codebreaker to Taker! Undie stumbles back to the ropes, Chris charges but he is thrown over!
Y2J eliminated by Taker! (Taker’s 3rd!)
Knox bet 10 on Y2J lasting the longest. Karma- 98 (-10)
Flyers did the same bet, but with 3 points. His karma- 7048 (-30)
Kane has Orton on the ropes but Cody and Ted throw Kane out!
Kane eliminated by Cody and Ted! (Cody’s 2nd!) (Ted’s 1st!)
Metal bet 100 on Kane winning.- 18135 (-100)
Steala bet 5000 that Taker and Kane would eliminate someone together. His karma- 619057 (-5000)
So everybody backs off into a corner now. Show in one, HHH in another, Taker in the third and the whole of the Legacy in the final corner. Big Show attacks HHH leavingTaker at a 3-1 disadvantage. Show chokeslams HHH! Taker clothesline’s Priceless and then choke slam’s Orton, then Ted and then Cody and for the third time we get a Taker/Show staredown.
The crowd chant “Taker!“ but this time Show punches Taker’s chest and gets the better of the fight. A big clothesline sends Show to the mat! A big boot sends Show over the ropes but he holds on!! Fucking awesome! Show’s on the apron and Taker’s punching him. Randy tries to RKO Taker, but gets shoved away. Show goozles Taker and pulls him over the ropes and to the apron also! RKO to Big Show! Show bounces off the ropes and to the floor!
Show eliminated by Orton! (Orton’s 1st!)
It only took 1 person to eliminate Show so Metal loses his 100 point bet! His karma- 18035 (-100)
Taker fights off Orton and goozles Priceless when Show grabs his foot and pulls it off the apron and to the floot!
Taker eliminated by Show! (Show’s 6th!)
Taker and Show fight all the way to the back, through the crowd and probably to No Way Out, but that leaves HHH against the entire Legacy! HHH does the DX sign and tries to attack Cody, but the numbers are too much. They beat him up an Cody and Ted hold HHH while Orton goes for an RKO. HHH shoves Randy away into the turnbuckles however. Ted checks up on Orton while HHH gives Cody a face buster! Ted runs towards him but HHH gives him a spine buster! HHH kicks Cody and goes for a Pedigree, but Orton runs towards him! HHH backdrops Orton over the ropes but he holds on. Pedigree to Cody! He then tosses Ted out!
Ted eliminated by HHH! (HHH’s 5th!)
HHH throws out Cody!
Cody eliminated by HHH! (HHH’s 6th!)
With Cody out there is no entrants who drew Numbers 11-20 left in the match so I lose 10 points. Also I lose 10 points for saying that Orton would last the longest as HHH came in before him. 788 (-20)
HHH has tied Big Show on 6 eliminations and since Orton only has 1, HHH will at least tie with the most so Flyers wins his bet of 3 points at 6/1 odds. His karma- 7066 (+18)
Orton sneaks behind and throws out HHH to win!
HHH eliminated by Orton! (Orton’s 2nd!)
Orton was 5/1. Flyers bet 5. His karma- 7081 (+15)
I bet 10 points on him- His karma 818 (+30).
Steala bet 50,000 on him. His karma- 769057 (+150000)
However I forgot to deduct the points for Chavo’s no show in the rumble match- 756000 (-13057).
Then there was the 50,000 bet on Christian to show up during the WWE title match.- 706000 (-50000)
And that’s it! This is how everyone did.
Woo- 502 > 818
Knox- 118 > 98
Steala- 13057 > 706000
Flyers- 2095 > 7081
Metal- 935 > 18035
Layne- 101 > 1
Somar- 300 > 1000 (Asuming Matt says he WAS behind the attacks on Jeff.)
Woo- 502
Knox- 118
Steala- 13057
Flyers- 2095
Metal- 935
Layne- 101
Somar- 300
Okay on with the show. Up first…
ECW Championship
Jack Swagger © vs. Matt Hardy
Flyers bet 25 Karma points that all the champions would retain, so he needs a Swagger victory here.
Swagger wins!
Your bet is still good Flyers
After the match Matt Hardy looks very upset….I smell a Hardy heel turn…
Women’s Championship
Beth Phoenix © vs. Melina
Once again Flyers needs the champion, Phoenix, to win.
Melina wins!
Flyers’ Karma- 2072 (-25)
World Championship
Cena © vs. JBL
Flyers bet 100 and Metal bet 300 points that HBK would kick JBL. HBK….and he did…rather stupidly as JBL offered him all the money he owed him and a place in the rumble. HBK then kicked Cena too.
Flyers’ Karma- 7072 (+5000)
Metal’s Karma- 15935 (+15000)
Cena wins!
WWE Championship
Jeff Hardy © vs. Edge with Chavo
Somar bet 100 points (7/1 odds) that Matt Hardy was behind the attacks on Jeff Hardy. Also remember Steala ALL his Karma points on Chavo being in the Rumble….so let’s hope nothing happens to him….Also Steala bet 50,000 points that Christian would show up here.
No DQ match!….things don’t look good for Jeff.
Chavo big splashed through a table by Jeff…..
Matt Hardy runs out with a chair. The Hardy Boyz go for the concherto…but Matt hits Jeff with the chair!
Edge wins!
Somar MAY get the 700 points for Matt Hardy being behind the attacks, but I’ll wait for Matt Hardy's explanation before giving the points to him. Steala….I’ll wait until the end of the show before deducting 50,000 points from you as Cage did NOT appear here.
So here we go! The Royal Rumble match!
Number 1- Rey Mysterio!
Number 2- John Morrison!
I bet 10 (8/1) points that we would see Morrison fighting Miz at some point during this match.
Crap, why did I not bet on these two staying in for the longest? They both come VERY close to being eliminated but survive until number 3. Fantastic wrestling during the opening part.
Number 3- Carlito!
Carlito spits his apple in the face of the man who claims is ALL of Jay Z’s 99 problems- John Morrison. Carlito rolls the dice on Rey and then hits an awesome springboard moonsault on Morrison. Incredible.
Number 4- MVP!
Steala bet 5000 points at odds of 3/1 that MVP would be in the match.Steala’s Karma- 28057 (+15000)
“MVP” chants from the crowd. He hit’s a great belly to belly suplex on Rey. Morrison tries a springboard dropkick on MVP, but he ducks and John kicks Carlito instead. MVP then Drive By’s Morison.
Number 5- The Great Khali!
I bet 10 points (10/1) that Khali and the Big Show would have a big-man stareout at some point.
The fighting stops and all 4 look shit scared. They all try to attack Khali, but he knocks them down with his usual offence of head buts and screaming. Rey tries a Springboard Senton and Carlito tries a Backstabber but Khali doesn’t even move.
Number 6- Vladimir Kozlov!
Me and Steala bet 10 points and 15,000 points on Kozlov getting the most eliminations
The Russian enters the ring and we get a Khali/Kozlov big man showdown. Khali hit’s the vice grip by Kozlov eliminated him!
Khali eliminated by Kozlov (Kozlov’s 1st!)
I lose 10 points due to no Khali/Show showdown- My Karma- 492 (-10)
The Russian then throws out MVP.
MVP eliminated by Kozlov (Kozlov’s 2nd!)
Carlito is then thrown to the apron. He spingboards up but into a bear hug and ends up getting slapped to the mat.
Carlito eliminated by Kozlov (Kozlov’s 3rd!
Number 7- HHH!
Flyers bet two karma points on HHH getting the most eliminations.
These two fight for a big until Kozlov decks him with a head butt. HHH does that move we he hits their head with his knee and throws out Kozlov to a huge cheer.
Kozlov eliminated by HHH- (HHH’s 1st!)
Morrison and HHH fight until the buzzer goes off again.
Number 8- Randy Orton!
I bet 10 points on Orton winning and 10 points on Orton spending the longest time in the ring. Flyers bet 5 points on Orton winning. Steala bet 50,000 points on Orton winning!
If Morrison was thrown out then this would be a rematch of the end of the 06 rumble. Orton hits HHH with his neck breaker move. He then tries an RKO, but HHH escapes it. The game then goes for a Pedigree. Morrison saves Orton by giving HHH a springboard kick. Then Rey takes Randy down with a Seated Senton which he follows up with a 619 to Morrison and now all four men are down.
Number 9- Cryme Time?…
Both of Cryme Time come out and discuss who will enter the match. JTD thinks they should let a coin toss decide it. JTG wins and enters the rumble. Shad then realizes that it was a double sided coin. JTG had 5/1 odds of being in the match btw. JTG doesn’t do much.
Number 10- Ted DiBiase!
Ted DiBiase hits everyone in the ring except for Orton. Tag rivals Morrison and JTG give Ted a double dropkick before turning on each other. Ted then clothesline’s both John and JTG over the ropes, but they hang on to the top rope while trying to kick each other off. Rey gives Dibiase a hurricarana over the ropes, but they both hang on too. It looks like Rey is going to give Ted a Bonco Buster but instead it’s a baseball slide to his groin!
Number 11- Chris Jericho!
Knox bet 10 points on Y2J lasting the longest in the match, Flyers bet 3 on that. I also bet 10 points that someone who drew numbers 11-20 would win.
I bet 50 points that Y2J would get number 30. My- 442 (-50)
A pretty good ovation from the fans for Y2J. Chris goes right for Orton and nearly eliminates him. Y2J then bulldogs HHH and goes for a lionsault. HHH moves aside but Chris lands on his feet. HHH tries a Pedigree but then Jericho tries to turn it into a Walls of Jericho but HHH escapes this. HHH then tries dumping Jericho over the ropes but Chris survives. Meanwhile the two members of the Legacy are teaming up on Morrison.
Number 12- Mike Knox!
Steala bet 5000 points on Mike Knox (15/1) being in the match. Steala‘s karma- 103057 (+75000)
As expected Knox attacks Rey Mysterio right from the off. The Legacy then attack JTD while Morrison tires to get Jericho over the ropes.
Number 13- The Miz!
A good reception for the Chick Magnet. Miz for some reason doesn’t help Morrison out at first ad instead does his trademark corner clothesline move to HHH and then to Rey. He then decides to help out John and The Two-Time Slammy Award Winners double team Orton with a double knee to the gut. Miz tries the corner clothesline to Orton, but Randy moves aside. Rey tries his wheel-barrow bulldog move to Morrison, but instead ends up kicking Randy. John backdrops Mysterio but then Ry shoves him towards Orton who RKO’s him!
Miz attacks Orton but he too gets an RKO! JTG tries attacking Randy but he suffers the same fate as Morrison and The Miz. But then Randy eats a Pedigree! HHH then throws Morrison into Miz and the Two-time Slammy Award Winners, Regining World Tag Team Champions and Longest Regining WWE Tag Team Champions in recent memory both go over the ropes and to the floor. So far Miz is the only person to be eliminated before the next man has entered- be Jealous.
Miz & Morrison eliminated by HHH (HHH’s 2nd and 3rd!)
I bet 10 points that Miz and Morrison came to blows, they didn’t really. My karma- 432 (-10)
Number 14- Finlay!
Metal bet 100 points on Finlay lasting the longest.
Final and Hornswoggle run to the ring as HHH throws Rey over the ropes. Mysterio then brilliantly survives by stepping on Miz’ back, then Morrison’s and finnaly the stairs, using all three as stepping stones! Jericho gives Rey a look as if to say “You can’t do that!” Hornswoggle slides under the ring the Irishman attacks everyone. He tries to get rid of Y2J, with help from Rey, but Chris survives.
Number 15- Cody Rhodes!
Now all three members of the Legacy (Orton, Ted, Cody) are in the ring and all three men attack JTD, then HHH and then Finlay. Rey springboards off the top ropes but gets RKO’d! Awesome!
Number 16- Undertaker!
At odds of 1000/1 Steala bet 5000 karma points on Taker being No.30- Steala’s karma- 98057 (-5000). I bet 1 karma point on the same thing. My karma points- 431 (-1)
Steala also bet 5000 points that Taker & Kane would team up to eliminate someone.
The lights go off and when they come back on everybody in the ring freezes. The Legacy try to fight him first but Taker gives them all right hands then does the same to everybody in the ring. He then throws JTG out.
JTG eliminated by Taker! (Taker’s 1st!)
Snake eyes to Cody Rhodes!
Number 17- Goldust!
You could have got 50/1 odds on Goldust being in this, but nobody bet on it. Goldust attacks Ted Dibiase before Cody pulls him off. It’s then Cody and Dustin Rhodes face to face when the Biazare One slaps him. Orton meanwhile is watching them two fight. Goldie nearly eliminates Rhodes but then Orton RKO’s Dustin. Randy then tells Rhodes to eliminate Goldust and he does so.
Goldust eliminated by Cody Rhodes! (Cody‘s 1st!)
Goldust was eliminated quicker than The Miz so thus far has been in there for the shortest time ever,
Number 18- CM Punk!
Knox bet 10 karma points on Punk winning
There are loud “CM Punk” chants as the IC Champion runs to the ring, kicking and kneeing everybody. HHH stops him with a Pedigree attempt but Punk reverses it into a Go To Sleep. The Legacy are trying to take out Y2K and Taker nearly eliminates Finlay. Mike Knox is still attacking Rey.
Numbr 19- Mark Henry!
Metal bet 100 points that 5 or more people would team up to throw out Henry. I bet 10 points that the commentators would ask “Who can eliminate Mark Henry?!” and Steala bet 10,000 points on the same thing.
5 seconds later Jerry Lawler says “Who could ever throw HIM over the top rope?!” ….well if Chyna can do it in 1999 then anybody can…
Steala gets the 50/1 bet on Henry getting the big talk by the commentators. Steala’s karma- 598057 (+500000). I made the same bet. My- karma (931 +50)
Henry head butts everyone in the ring. He then steps on Punk. World’s Strongest Slam to HHH. Henry then throws out Punk, but CM holds on.
Number 20- Shelton!
With no HBK tonight maybe Shelton can win ?! Pay Dirt to Finlay. Y2J and Punk are standing on the turnbuckles fighting. Shelton jumps to the top rope and Pay Dirt’s them both. Shelton tries to kick Henry, but Mark catches his foot, but Benji counters with the Dragon Whip! HHH tries throwing out Punk, but the IC champ holds on again.
Number 21- William Regal!
God Layla’s hot.
Steala wins the 15/1 bet of Regal being in the rumble. He bet 5000. Steala’s karma- 673057 (+75000)
Regal attacks Punk out of revenge for losing his IC title while Shelton and Taker pick up from where they left off on SD. Mark Henry is kicked by Taker and he then walks very slowly to Mysterio who pulls the ropes down eliminating him.
Mark Henry eliminated by Rey! (Rey’s 1st!)
It only took 1 person to eliminate him- Metal’s karma- 15835 (-100)
Everyone attacks everyone.
Number 22- Kofi Kingston!
Kingston dropkicks everyone before giving Knox a leg drop and Rey almost eliminates Cody, but Rhodes skins the cat. Shelton then almost kicks Knox’s head off. Shelton then tries an avalance to squash Taker in the corner but the Deadman just shoves him off and then throws him out.
Shelton eliminated by Taker! (Taker’s 2nd!)
Rey is now hanging onto a ringpost trying to avoid being thrown out by Y2J.
Number 23- Kane!
Metal placed 100 points on Kane winning.
Kane attacks the Legacy and then stares at The Undertaker. Rather than fight they give Dibiase a double choke slam to loud cheers. They don’t throw him out though, which would have given Steala more points. Kane then choke slams Kofi too! Punk is on the apron and Regal tries to get rid of him but it’s the Brit who falls to the outside!
Regal eliminated by Punk! (Punk’s 1st!)
Taker tries to chokeslam Rey but Knox prevents this for some reason.
Number 24- R-Truth!
Very loud cheer for the former K-Kwick! HHH attacks him but Ruth sends him down to the mat with an awesome spinning elbow. 3 people thry to get rid of Kane but fail. Punk and Rey nearly get eliminated again, but survive once more.
Number 25- ROB VAN DAM!
THE PLACE EXPLODES! Everybody in the ring stands still staring at Rob!!! This is awesome…shame Knoxville ruined it for me with his 10,000 karma points bet. Twat. RVD was 60/1 to turn up, but nobody bet on him.
Anyway Van Damn jumps to the top rope and gives his former tag team partner Kane a kung fu kick- that’ revenge from the 03 rumble! Everybody is standing in the corner wondering what the hell is going on. Cody and Kofi try to attack him, but both get clotheslined. Y2J tries to attack his former rival, but he gets taken down too. Orton mouths ‘what are you doing here?’ but Rob only had a three word vocabulary and clotheslines him too. He kicks Ted and Truth and then Regal. The crowd chant “RVD!” as Rob hits Cody with a spinning kick, he then does his vintage double spin kick thing to Chris.
Knox tries to attack him, but gets a kick in the head for his trouble…I wish he’d kick Knoxville in the head too. He then attacks Punk and now THAT is a match I’d pay to see. Another one of RVD’s former tag partners, Rey tells him to do a Frog Splash on R-Truth. Rob leaps to the top rope and points to himself as the fans chant his name in unison. “ROB…..VAN….DAM!” HHH ruins the fun by running towards him prompting Damn to leapfrog over his head. Rob kicks Hunter, who lands on Truth and RVD then gives them both a Rolling Thunder!
Number 26- THE Brian Kendrick.
Steala bet 8000 points that Kendrick would be in the ring for the longest amount of time.
Brian dances his way to the ring. Rey and RVD do their double team leg drop move on R-Truth. Kofi jumps onto Knox’s shoulders in the corner. THE Brian enters and pushes Kofi off the top.
Kofi eliminated by THE Brian Kendrick! (THE’s 1st!)
After just 15 seconds of being in the ring HHH throws Brian over the ropes.
So Steala’s bet on Brian to last the longest wasn’t the best. Steala’s karma- 665057 (-8000)
THE Brian Kendrick eliminated by HHH! (HHH’s 4th!)
This means that HHH has now eliminated more people than Kozlov. Steala’s karma- 650057 (-15000). My karma- 921 (-10)
The fans chant “RVD” once more and he nearly eliminates Punk.
Number 27- Dolph Ziggler
Dolph gets lucky number 27! He was 5/1 to be in the match. He attacks R-Truth before seeing Kane behind him. Ziggler does his usual handshaking gimmick and introduces himself, but Kane grabs his hand and throws him over the ropes. Not quite as short as Kendrick’s time in the ring.
Dolph eliminated by Kane! (Kane’s 1st!
Number 28- Santino!
He walks in the ring.
Santino- eliminated by Kane! (Kane’s 2nd!)
Not only did Santino suffer the quickest exit, he got the fastest elimination ever! Yep the Warlord’s record and his crowing moment has been taken away by Santino! Metal called it and put 100 points on the bet at 25/1 odds. I thought Dolph would be out quickest and although he was out fast nothing will ever beat Santino’s time! Metal’s karma- 18335 (+2500)
That was the funniest thing ever! He was out before his music finished. The crowd had lots of Santino signs and stuff that they made for nothing! What a bad day for Glamorella.
I bet 50 points that Santino would be No.30. My karma- 871 (-50)
Number 29!
Who will it be? Umaga? Kennedy? Haas? HBK? Chavo? Honswoggle? CHRISTIAN?!
No….it’s Jacksaw Jim Duugan. Oh for fuck sake.
He would have been 50/1 odds too. 19 years since his last rumble, which may have beaten Animal‘s record. “USA, USA” chant the fans. Hacksaw punches the Undertaker down to the mat and then does the same to Kane. Hacksaw is punching everybody! “Hooooo!” chants Duggan.
Number 30- The Big Show!
Layne bet 50 points that Christian would be in here. And then 50 points he would win. Layne’s Karma- 1 (-100)
I bet 3 points Charlie Haas would be in the match. 20 points on Christian, 20 points on Umaga, 10 on HBK and 10 points on Hornswoggle. My karma- 808 (-63)
Steala get 10,000 points on Umaga being in the match. 8000 on him being number 30 and 3000 on him getting the most eliminations. Also he bet 5000 on Kennedy being in the match. Steala’s karma- 624057 (-26,000)
Flyers bet 1 point that Christian would be in the rumble- his karma 7051 (-1)
Metal bet 100 points that at least 5 men will eliminate Big Show
Amazingly No.30 has come out and there are 15 people left in the match! Yep, half the participants! Once again the fighting in the ring comes to an end. We get a Big Show/Taker staring contest until Kane comes out of nowhere with a right hand to Show. Hacksaw tries to attack Show but is dumped out to loud boos.
Hacksaw eliminated by Big Show! (Show’s 1st!)
Y2J puts Show in a sleeper, but it’s reversed into a sidewalk slam. Taker throws Punk out, but again he holds on. Show slaps Truth’s chest a couple of times and then picks him up in a gorilla press to dump him to the outside in the EXACT same way he did to Truth (K-Kwick) back in 2001’s rumble.
Truth eliminated by Show! (Show‘s 2nd!)
Down to 13 then. Taker tries to throw out Cody now but he too survives. Show throws Punk, but he comes back in the ring. Show does it AGAIN, but once more Punk holds on. A third time Punk is thrown over and this time Show knocks him to the floor with a punch.
Punk eliminated by Show! (Show’s 3rd!)
Knox bet 10 points on Punk winning. His karma- 108 (-10)
Finlay, Knox and Rey are on the ropes and Big Show eliminates them all! Wait, no Finlay is still in! But Knox and the No.1 entrant after 49:24 seconds is gone!
Rey and Knox eliminated by Show! (Show’s 4th and 5th!)
Suddenly Hornswoggle pops up from nowhere and tries to attack Kane….Kane goozles him, but then drops him to the mat and grabs Finlay for a choke slam instead, but Hornswoggle makes the save by biting his leg! Hornswoggle then leaves the ring and Taker gives him a funny kick on the way out. Kane then backdrops the Irishman out the match.
Finlay eliminated by Kane! (Kane’s 3rd!)
Metal bet 100 points Finlay would be in the ring for the longest. Karma- 18235 (-100)
Codebreaker to Kane! RVD is kicking Big Show. Orton throws HHH onto the apron, but Hunter comes back in through the middle rope, but Randy catches him as he enters and DDT’s him! Big Show and Taker stare at each other once more. The throw punches, but Taker blocks all of Show’s punches! 5 Star Frog Splash on Orton! RVD stumbles about in pain and Y2J throws him out!
RVD eliminated by Y2J! (Y2J’s 1st!)
Chris laughs but Taker is standing behind him! Codebreaker to Taker! Undie stumbles back to the ropes, Chris charges but he is thrown over!
Y2J eliminated by Taker! (Taker’s 3rd!)
Knox bet 10 on Y2J lasting the longest. Karma- 98 (-10)
Flyers did the same bet, but with 3 points. His karma- 7048 (-30)
Kane has Orton on the ropes but Cody and Ted throw Kane out!
Kane eliminated by Cody and Ted! (Cody’s 2nd!) (Ted’s 1st!)
Metal bet 100 on Kane winning.- 18135 (-100)
Steala bet 5000 that Taker and Kane would eliminate someone together. His karma- 619057 (-5000)
So everybody backs off into a corner now. Show in one, HHH in another, Taker in the third and the whole of the Legacy in the final corner. Big Show attacks HHH leavingTaker at a 3-1 disadvantage. Show chokeslams HHH! Taker clothesline’s Priceless and then choke slam’s Orton, then Ted and then Cody and for the third time we get a Taker/Show staredown.
The crowd chant “Taker!“ but this time Show punches Taker’s chest and gets the better of the fight. A big clothesline sends Show to the mat! A big boot sends Show over the ropes but he holds on!! Fucking awesome! Show’s on the apron and Taker’s punching him. Randy tries to RKO Taker, but gets shoved away. Show goozles Taker and pulls him over the ropes and to the apron also! RKO to Big Show! Show bounces off the ropes and to the floor!
Show eliminated by Orton! (Orton’s 1st!)
It only took 1 person to eliminate Show so Metal loses his 100 point bet! His karma- 18035 (-100)
Taker fights off Orton and goozles Priceless when Show grabs his foot and pulls it off the apron and to the floot!
Taker eliminated by Show! (Show’s 6th!)
Taker and Show fight all the way to the back, through the crowd and probably to No Way Out, but that leaves HHH against the entire Legacy! HHH does the DX sign and tries to attack Cody, but the numbers are too much. They beat him up an Cody and Ted hold HHH while Orton goes for an RKO. HHH shoves Randy away into the turnbuckles however. Ted checks up on Orton while HHH gives Cody a face buster! Ted runs towards him but HHH gives him a spine buster! HHH kicks Cody and goes for a Pedigree, but Orton runs towards him! HHH backdrops Orton over the ropes but he holds on. Pedigree to Cody! He then tosses Ted out!
Ted eliminated by HHH! (HHH’s 5th!)
HHH throws out Cody!
Cody eliminated by HHH! (HHH’s 6th!)
With Cody out there is no entrants who drew Numbers 11-20 left in the match so I lose 10 points. Also I lose 10 points for saying that Orton would last the longest as HHH came in before him. 788 (-20)
HHH has tied Big Show on 6 eliminations and since Orton only has 1, HHH will at least tie with the most so Flyers wins his bet of 3 points at 6/1 odds. His karma- 7066 (+18)
Orton sneaks behind and throws out HHH to win!
HHH eliminated by Orton! (Orton’s 2nd!)
Orton was 5/1. Flyers bet 5. His karma- 7081 (+15)
I bet 10 points on him- His karma 818 (+30).
Steala bet 50,000 on him. His karma- 769057 (+150000)
However I forgot to deduct the points for Chavo’s no show in the rumble match- 756000 (-13057).
Then there was the 50,000 bet on Christian to show up during the WWE title match.- 706000 (-50000)
And that’s it! This is how everyone did.
Woo- 502 > 818
Knox- 118 > 98
Steala- 13057 > 706000
Flyers- 2095 > 7081
Metal- 935 > 18035
Layne- 101 > 1
Somar- 300 > 1000 (Asuming Matt says he WAS behind the attacks on Jeff.)
