What Bond Villain are you?

[Woo]

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Welcome! You’re the dapper, yet deadly assassin Francisco Scaramanga. You have already gained notoriety for your impressive skills yet still you want more. Not only that but you want to live the high life, dining on fine food and wine and enjoying the company of beautiful women. However, your skills come at a price. The ancient Chinese proverb states that; “He who cons people should expect painful punch on nose”. Added to the pain factor is the lack of trust. Scaramanga said, “I like a girl in a bikini. No concealed weapons” and you have to agree that this is a very sad statement. Fancy just looking at women in bikinis to check for weapons? No we thought not. Why not concentrate your efforts on using your well-honed skills to become a successful businessman, rather than simply ruling the world? You could earn enough to pay for a hedonistic and extravagant lifestyle – maybe even retire early on your own island. This would give you time to work on other plans, perhaps converting a luxury Hong Kong junk into a powerful speedboat? How about harnessing the earth’s solar power via satellites and diamonds? Now stop that! Just think of the girl in the bikini…
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Wow I got someone cool for once. Not too keen on the third nipple though...

edit: I took it again and the person I am least like is Jaws.

Not sure if I like the fact I am not like him or not.

[Steala]

You want to take over the world as Dr No.!

We’re pleased to meet you, but we’d rather not shake your hand, as you’re the iron-gripped Dr Julius No. You have the mind of a genius and the ambition to match and we expect you to achieve great things, we just hope you’re on our side. You’re a man of the world and actively seek out interesting places to live. Why go for a pretentious penthouse when you can live underground in style and watch huge fish swim by? The world needs people who are not afraid to think out of the box. Einstein, Da Vinci and the architect who designed the Millennium Dome were all brave enough to devise new concepts, but who can remember the latter’s name? Exactly. We think you have what it takes to launch a great invention or a wildly successful company, but don’t just take our word for it. Make sure you do your market research so you come up with a format that really appeals to your millions of potential consumers. Then you can really take your gloves off and do battle with the other multinational companies all vying to control the world!
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Awesome, bionic hands.