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Post by MetalBlade on Dec 2, 2008 22:02:16 GMT -1
LOLROFLMFAO @ the Bossman history 101
Bruno Samartino- 144 (-60)
Pedro Morales- 223
Antonio Inoki- 204
Iron Shiek- 294
Andre The Giant- 294
Randy Savage- 341
Ultimate Warrior- 186
Sgt Slaughter- 214
Bret Hart- 234
Diesel- 208
Mick Foley- 327
Kurt Angle- 319
Chris Jericho- 334
Eddie Guerrero- 227
Edge- 298
John Morrison- 323
CM Punk- 298
Matt Hardy- 176
Dying in real life:
Yokozuna
Ivan, The Bear, Koloff
Superstar Billy Graham
Nature Boy Buddy Rogers
Big Show
Kane
Chavo Guerrero
Mark Henry
Brock Lesnar
Bobby Lashley
John Cena
Stan Stasiak
Undertaker
Stone Cold
Batista
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Bob Backlund
Ric Flair
Booker T
Psycho Sid
Goldberg
JBL
Great Khali
Rey Mysterio
Vince McMahon
Shawn Michaels
Randy Orton
HHH
Jeez, only three of these former champs has died. And two of those were really old and one was like 600+ lbs!
It sure pays to be the champ!
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Post by Steala on Dec 2, 2008 22:58:01 GMT -1
You forgot the Undertaker, MB.  Bruno Samartino- 144 Pedro Morales- 223 Antonio Inoki- 204 Iron Shiek- 234 (-60)Andre The Giant- 294 Randy Savage- 341 Ultimate Warrior- 186 Sgt Slaughter- 214 Bret Hart- 234 Diesel- 208 Mick Foley- 327 Kurt Angle- 319 Chris Jericho- 334 Eddie Guerrero- 227 Edge- 298 John Morrison- 323 CM Punk- 298 Matt Hardy- 176 Threatening to make someone humble by suplexing them, camel clutching him, breaking his back, then fucking him in the ass: Yokozuna Ivan, The Bear, Koloff Superstar Billy Graham Nature Boy Buddy Rogers Big Show Kane Chavo Guerrero Mark Henry Brock Lesnar Bobby Lashley John Cena Stan Stasiak Undertaker Stone Cold Batista Hulk Hogan The Rock Bob Backlund Ric Flair Booker T Psycho Sid Goldberg JBL Great Khali Rey Mysterio Vince McMahon Shawn Michaels Randy Orton HHH |
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Post by MetalBlade on Dec 3, 2008 1:18:56 GMT -1
Bruno Samartino- 144
Pedro Morales- 223
Antonio Inoki- 204
Iron Shiek- 234
Andre The Giant- 294
Randy Savage- 341
Ultimate Warrior- 186
Sgt Slaughter- 214
Bret Hart- 234
Diesel- 208
Mick Foley- 327
Kurt Angle- 319
Chris Jericho- 334
Eddie Guerrero- 227
Edge- 298
John Morrison- 323
CM Punk- 298
Matt Hardy- 116 (-60)
Getting beat up by a roadie from Motley Crue, then drugging the guy's fiance and marrying her to become the king of kings:
Yokozuna
Ivan, The Bear, Koloff
Superstar Billy Graham
Nature Boy Buddy Rogers
Big Show
Kane
Chavo Guerrero
Mark Henry
Brock Lesnar
Bobby Lashley
John Cena
Stan Stasiak
Undertaker
Stone Cold
Batista
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Bob Backlund
Ric Flair
Booker T
Psycho Sid
Goldberg
JBL
Great Khali
Rey Mysterio
Vince McMahon
Shawn Michaels
Randy Orton
HHH
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Post by Woo on Dec 3, 2008 1:36:53 GMT -1
lol @ dying in real life!
Bruno Samartino- 144
Pedro Morales- 223
Antonio Inoki- 204
Iron Shiek- 234
Andre The Giant- 294
Randy Savage- 341
Ultimate Warrior- 186
Sgt Slaughter- 154 (-60)
Bret Hart- 234
Diesel- 208
Mick Foley- 327
Kurt Angle- 319
Chris Jericho- 334
Eddie Guerrero- 227
Edge- 298
John Morrison- 323
CM Punk- 298
Matt Hardy- 116
Being an American hero, then turning into an Iraqi during the Gulf war. Classy:
Yokozuna
Ivan, The Bear, Koloff
Superstar Billy Graham
Nature Boy Buddy Rogers
Big Show
Kane
Chavo Guerrero
Mark Henry
Brock Lesnar
Bobby Lashley
John Cena
Stan Stasiak
Undertaker
Stone Cold
Batista
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Bob Backlund
Ric Flair
Booker T
Psycho Sid
Goldberg
JBL
Great Khali
Rey Mysterio
Vince McMahon
Shawn Michaels
Randy Orton
HHH
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Post by MetalBlade on Dec 3, 2008 2:58:24 GMT -1
Drinking 119 (!) beers in one sitting and chasing four hecklers to their car, before tipping it on it's roof and trapping all four hecklers inside:
Bruno Samartino- 144
Pedro Morales- 223
Antonio Inoki- 204
Iron Shiek- 234
Andre The Giant- 354 (+60)
Randy Savage- 341
Ultimate Warrior- 186
Sgt Slaughter- 154
Bret Hart- 234
Diesel- 208
Mick Foley- 327
Kurt Angle- 319
Chris Jericho- 334
Eddie Guerrero- 227
Edge- 298
John Morrison- 323
CM Punk- 298
Matt Hardy- 116
Getting chased to the car by an angry giant who just drank 119 (!) beers in one sitting, and being trapped inside the car after the angry giant tipped it on it's roof. And getting called a lying bastard by the policeman who attended the scene:
Yokozuna
Ivan, The Bear, Koloff
Superstar Billy Graham
Nature Boy Buddy Rogers
Big Show
Kane
Chavo Guerrero
Mark Henry
Brock Lesnar
Bobby Lashley
John Cena
Stan Stasiak
Undertaker
Stone Cold
Batista
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Bob Backlund
Ric Flair
Booker T
Psycho Sid
Goldberg
JBL
Great Khali
Rey Mysterio
Vince McMahon
Shawn Michaels
Randy Orton
HHH
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Post by Woo on Dec 3, 2008 12:50:09 GMT -1
The best Andre story I ever heard was in Bobby Heenan's book. Andre was on a plane and thirsty and asked for a screwdriver, meaning the cocktail. The air stewardess came back with an actual screwdriver. Hennan then asked her ".....what would you have brought it he asked for a bloody virgin?"
Bruno Samartino- 144
Pedro Morales- 223
Antonio Inoki- 204
Iron Shiek- 234
Andre The Giant- 354
Randy Savage- 341
Ultimate Warrior- 126 (-60)
Sgt Slaughter- 154
Bret Hart- 234
Diesel- 208
Mick Foley- 327
Kurt Angle- 319
Chris Jericho- 334
Eddie Guerrero- 227
Edge- 298
John Morrison- 323
CM Punk- 298
Matt Hardy- 116
Changing their name to Warrior Warrior:
Yokozuna
Ivan, The Bear, Koloff
Superstar Billy Graham
Nature Boy Buddy Rogers
Big Show
Kane
Chavo Guerrero
Mark Henry
Brock Lesnar
Bobby Lashley
John Cena
Stan Stasiak
Undertaker
Stone Cold
Batista
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Bob Backlund
Ric Flair
Booker T
Psycho Sid
Goldberg
JBL
Great Khali
Rey Mysterio
Vince McMahon
Shawn Michaels
Randy Orton
HHH
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Post by Woo on Dec 13, 2008 13:19:57 GMT -1
~BUMP~
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Post by Steala on Dec 13, 2008 14:39:37 GMT -1
Bruno Samartino- 144
Pedro Morales- 223
Antonio Inoki- 204
Iron Shiek- 234
Andre The Giant- 354
Randy Savage- 341
Ultimate Warrior- 126
Sgt Slaughter- 94 (-60)
Bret Hart- 234
Diesel- 208
Mick Foley- 327
Kurt Angle- 319
Chris Jericho- 334
Eddie Guerrero- 227
Edge- 298
John Morrison- 323
CM Punk- 298
Matt Hardy- 116
Becoming a bigger joke than Funaki when he used to be a war hero...a war hero, man:
Yokozuna
Ivan, The Bear, Koloff
Superstar Billy Graham
Nature Boy Buddy Rogers
Big Show
Kane
Chavo Guerrero
Mark Henry
Brock Lesnar
Bobby Lashley
John Cena
Stan Stasiak
Undertaker
Stone Cold
Batista
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Bob Backlund
Ric Flair
Booker T
Psycho Sid
Goldberg
JBL
Great Khali
Rey Mysterio
Vince McMahon
Shawn Michaels
Randy Orton
HHH
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Post by Woo on Dec 13, 2008 21:06:21 GMT -1
Bruno Samartino- 144
Pedro Morales- 223
Antonio Inoki- 204
Iron Shiek- 234
Andre The Giant- 354
Randy Savage- 341
Ultimate Warrior- 126
Sgt Slaughter- 34 (-60)
Bret Hart- 234
Diesel- 208
Mick Foley- 327
Kurt Angle- 319
Chris Jericho- 334
Eddie Guerrero- 227
Edge- 298
John Morrison- 323
CM Punk- 298
Matt Hardy- 116
Having a giant chin:
Yokozuna
Ivan, The Bear, Koloff
Superstar Billy Graham
Nature Boy Buddy Rogers
Big Show
Kane
Chavo Guerrero
Mark Henry
Brock Lesnar
Bobby Lashley
John Cena
Stan Stasiak
Undertaker
Stone Cold
Batista
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Bob Backlund
Ric Flair
Booker T
Psycho Sid
Goldberg
JBL
Great Khali
Rey Mysterio
Vince McMahon
Shawn Michaels
Randy Orton
HHH
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Post by Steala on Dec 14, 2008 13:50:15 GMT -1
Bruno Samartino- 144
Pedro Morales- 197 (-26)
Antonio Inoki- 204
Iron Shiek- 234
Andre The Giant- 354
Randy Savage- 341
Ultimate Warrior- 126
Bret Hart- 234
Diesel- 208
Mick Foley- 327
Kurt Angle- 319
Chris Jericho- 334
Eddie Guerrero- 227
Edge- 298
John Morrison- 323
CM Punk- 298
Matt Hardy- 116
Umm...eliminated!:
Sgt Slaughter- 0 (-34)
Yokozuna
Ivan, The Bear, Koloff
Superstar Billy Graham
Nature Boy Buddy Rogers
Big Show
Kane
Chavo Guerrero
Mark Henry
Brock Lesnar
Bobby Lashley
John Cena
Stan Stasiak
Undertaker
Stone Cold
Batista
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Bob Backlund
Ric Flair
Booker T
Psycho Sid
Goldberg
JBL
Great Khali
Rey Mysterio
Vince McMahon
Shawn Michaels
Randy Orton
HHH
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Post by MetalBlade on Dec 14, 2008 16:46:16 GMT -1
Fucker. I liked Sarge. Bruno Samartino- 144 Pedro Morales- 197 Antonio Inoki- 204 Iron Shiek- 234 Andre The Giant- 354 Randy Savage- 341 Ultimate Warrior- 126 Bret Hart- 234 Diesel- 208 Mick Foley- 327 Kurt Angle- 319 Chris Jericho- 334 Eddie Guerrero- 227 Edge- 298 John Morrison- 323 CM Punk- 298 Matt Hardy- 56 (-60)Getting fired and thinking they won a "fired" title shot: Sgt Slaughter Yokozuna Ivan, The Bear, Koloff Superstar Billy Graham Nature Boy Buddy Rogers Big Show Kane Chavo Guerrero Mark Henry Brock Lesnar Bobby Lashley John Cena Stan Stasiak Undertaker Stone Cold Batista Hulk Hogan The Rock Bob Backlund Ric Flair Booker T Psycho Sid Goldberg JBL Great Khali Rey Mysterio Vince McMahon Shawn Michaels Randy Orton HHH |
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Post by Steala on Dec 14, 2008 17:01:14 GMT -1
Yeah, well, you also like The Warlord, so...
Bruno Samartino- 144
Pedro Morales- 197
Antonio Inoki- 200 (-4)
Iron Shiek- 234
Andre The Giant- 354
Randy Savage- 341
Ultimate Warrior- 126
Bret Hart- 234
Diesel- 208
Mick Foley- 327
Kurt Angle- 319
Chris Jericho- 334
Eddie Guerrero- 227
Edge- 298
John Morrison- 323
CM Punk- 298
Getting eliminated before Woo can save him:
Matt Hardy- 0 (-56)
Sgt Slaughter
Yokozuna
Ivan, The Bear, Koloff
Superstar Billy Graham
Nature Boy Buddy Rogers
Big Show
Kane
Chavo Guerrero
Mark Henry
Brock Lesnar
Bobby Lashley
John Cena
Stan Stasiak
Undertaker
Stone Cold
Batista
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Bob Backlund
Ric Flair
Booker T
Psycho Sid
Goldberg
JBL
Great Khali
Rey Mysterio
Vince McMahon
Shawn Michaels
Randy Orton
HHH
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Post by Woo on Dec 14, 2008 18:53:27 GMT -1
Poor Matt. He should never have stopped the V1 gimmick. He's bland without it.
Bruno Samartino- 144
Pedro Morales- 197
Antonio Inoki- 140 (-60)
Iron Shiek- 234
Andre The Giant- 354
Randy Savage- 341
Ultimate Warrior- 126
Bret Hart- 234
Diesel- 208
Mick Foley- 327
Kurt Angle- 319
Chris Jericho- 334
Eddie Guerrero- 227
Edge- 298
John Morrison- 323
CM Punk- 298
Never having the title reign officially recognized by the WWE, poor Inoki:
Matt Hardy
Sgt Slaughter
Yokozuna
Ivan, The Bear, Koloff
Superstar Billy Graham
Nature Boy Buddy Rogers
Big Show
Kane
Chavo Guerrero
Mark Henry
Brock Lesnar
Bobby Lashley
John Cena
Stan Stasiak
Undertaker
Stone Cold
Batista
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Bob Backlund
Ric Flair
Booker T
Psycho Sid
Goldberg
JBL
Great Khali
Rey Mysterio
Vince McMahon
Shawn Michaels
Randy Orton
HHH
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Post by MetalBlade on Dec 14, 2008 19:22:38 GMT -1
Bruno Samartino- 144
Pedro Morales- 197
Antonio Inoki- 140
Iron Shiek- 174 (-60)
Andre The Giant- 354
Randy Savage- 341
Ultimate Warrior- 126
Bret Hart- 234
Diesel- 208
Mick Foley- 327
Kurt Angle- 319
Chris Jericho- 334
Eddie Guerrero- 227
Edge- 298
John Morrison- 323
CM Punk- 298
Perpetuating a blatant lie which fooled the world for decades, by claiming to have been a 1968 Olympic medallist:
Matt Hardy
Sgt Slaughter
Yokozuna
Ivan, The Bear, Koloff
Superstar Billy Graham
Nature Boy Buddy Rogers
Big Show
Kane
Chavo Guerrero
Mark Henry
Brock Lesnar
Bobby Lashley
John Cena
Stan Stasiak
Undertaker
Stone Cold
Batista
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Bob Backlund
Ric Flair
Booker T
Psycho Sid
Goldberg
JBL
Great Khali
Rey Mysterio
Vince McMahon
Shawn Michaels
Randy Orton
HHH
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Post by Woo on Dec 14, 2008 23:49:22 GMT -1
Bruno Samartino- 144
Pedro Morales- 197
Antonio Inoki- 80 (-60)
Iron Shiek- 174
Andre The Giant- 354
Randy Savage- 341
Ultimate Warrior- 126
Bret Hart- 234
Diesel- 208
Mick Foley- 327
Kurt Angle- 319
Chris Jericho- 334
Eddie Guerrero- 227
Edge- 298
John Morrison- 323
CM Punk- 298
Clicking on MSN virus links:
Matt Hardy
Sgt Slaughter
Yokozuna
Ivan, The Bear, Koloff
Superstar Billy Graham
Nature Boy Buddy Rogers
Big Show
Kane
Chavo Guerrero
Mark Henry
Brock Lesnar
Bobby Lashley
John Cena
Stan Stasiak
Undertaker
Stone Cold
Batista
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Bob Backlund
Ric Flair
Booker T
Psycho Sid
Goldberg
JBL
Great Khali
Rey Mysterio
Vince McMahon
Shawn Michaels
Randy Orton
HHH
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