TNA Against All Odds

[Woo]

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Wow....even by TNA's standards this PPV looks bad. You know when one of the best matches seems to be Banks vs Brooks you are in trouble.

I'll probably tape this next Wednesday, but the only match I am even slightly interested in is the 6 man tag match as Team 3D have been great recently and their 3 opponents are probably the best best workers in the company right now.

While the main title match should be good I don't think it will top last months thanks to Samoa Joe who's new whiny bitch gimmick is very close to killing his character and he will be getting involved in this match at some point and ruining it.

Now for the women's title match, h sorry Knockout match (these two are Knockouts!). I hope Kong kills ODB. She is the most annoying wrestler I've seen since...well since ever I guess. I don't understand her gimmick at all, why does she keep touching her groin and breasts all the time and what the hell is that stupid shaky knee thing she does? If it had been Kong against anyone else I might be interested.

Does anybody care about barbed wire matches? Anyone care about Abyss Skywalker and Darth Mitchell anymore? Has anyone cared about Judas ever? The guy can't even do the red mist properly. Also it won't even be live as they didn't get a licence to have a barbed wire match at the PPV!

Why the hell are Tomko and AJ reduced to fighting Road Dogg and his dad? They better retain or they have killed the tag team titles as well as the X-Division.

Booker vs Roode has been built very well, but that doesn't take away from the fact they are average at best wrestlers and I have never been entertained by either in the ring. Knowing TNA I think I'll skip this match and watch the final grudge match in 5 months time.

James vs Eugene in a bear drinking contest? Again?!! Oh yeah TNA you 'are wrestling'.

Banks vs Brooks. I have nothing bad to say about this. Could be alright, could be terrible. I don't like Brooks so hope she loses.

TNA are doing this while the WWE's NWO card looks great. No wonder they aren't selling any tickets for this PPV.

[Knoxville]

Lmfao, this could be one of the worst PPV's ever. I didn't even know who that old guy was til I went on TNA's website. Although I'll put my money for them to win just so Tomko and AJ aren't a team any more.

Also what is up with the drinking championship? It's a toy replica of the WWE Spinner belt and they've just stuck a bottle on the spinner.

[MetalBlade]

I imagine drinking very heavily before this event.
So my thoughts are as follows...

Match featuring special guest enforcer = piss break.

Women's match = piss break.

Another women's match = another piss break.

Pseudo Taker v Pseudo Kane in Pseudo Taker/Kane storyline match = interesting, but only because it's a barb wire match, otherwise, another piss break.

Match featuring a wrestler's dad = a fifth and final piss break.
(Although match featuring Tomko cancels the above out)

Match featuring Eugen-lite (a massive insult btw) and a belt rewarded for alcoholic drinking prowess = shit break.

Feb 6, 2008 9:35:57 GMT -1 Woo said:

The only match I am even slightly interested in is the 6 man tag match as Team 3D have been great recently and their 3 opponents are probably the best best workers in the company right now.

What he said^^^

Man, wrestling really is the pits these days.