Post by Woo on Nov 22, 2010 21:45:02 GMT -1
Okay I am not sure whether I have posted this Chikara video or not before. But it's hilarious so I thought I would. You may recall Derlirious (in the green mask) from some of the other videos I have posted before. He has the great gimmick of going apeshit insane whenever the opening bell rings and talking in utter jibberish, but to understand it better you need to know that the other guy in the mask is called Player Uno. Together with his usual tag team partner Player Dos they form The Super Smash Brothers.
Anyway during the start of this match Delrious starts mocking Uno by singing the Mario theme tune and that's when the fun begins. He starts calling Player Uno "8-Bit." "You're 8-Bit! Delrious and Hallowicked are 1080p! HD! HDTV! Live in the now 8-Bit!"
The crowd show their support by chanting "NES!" but Delrious counters this with a "Sega CD!" chant. Uno shouts back that it was unplayable only for them to form an arguement about Night Trap. They start wrestling all the while arguing about the best consoles, with Player Uno picking Nintendo ones and Delrious shouting rubbish stuff like the 3D0.
All of this builds up to the best insult in wrestling history! And then Delrious presses the pause button the tights of Player Uno and then tries to make him "work" by blowing on him like you used to have to do with the cartridges!!
Now it's a little hard to hear, so here is the full transcript!
Delirious: 8-Bit! You're 8-Bit! Delirious & Hallowicked, 1080p! HD! HDTV! Live in the now, 8-Bit! Live in the now! Genesis is cooler.
Stupefied: You are a liar! LIAR!
*crowd starts an "NES!" chant*
Delirious: Sega CD! Sega CD!
Player Uno: That's not even playable! It was horrible!
Delirious: What about Night Trap? What about 32x?
Player Uno: No! What about the Power Glove?
*Delirious locks on a wrist lock* NEO-GEO!
*Uno locks in a waist lock* SUPER NINTENDO!
*Delirious locks in a waist lock* TURBOGRAFX!
*Uno gets whipped off the ropes* NINTENDO 64!
*Delirious takes a shoulder tackle* 3DO!
*Uno takes a shoulder tackle* THE WII!
Uno: It's the best! You can play baseball with it!
Delirious: What about this? PRINCESS PEACH IS A TRAMP!
Uno: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Delirious: I said, Princess Peach is a tramp! *gets punched in the face*
Uno: SHE'S A SAINT! SHE'S THE MOST HONEST WOMAN EVER! *gets paused* Aw crap!
*Delirious inspects the paused Player Uno* Maybe you have to blow it!
Crowd member: Stup, get in there!
Stupefied: Man, I want to!
*Delirious laughs in disbelief at Uno*
Anyway during the start of this match Delrious starts mocking Uno by singing the Mario theme tune and that's when the fun begins. He starts calling Player Uno "8-Bit." "You're 8-Bit! Delrious and Hallowicked are 1080p! HD! HDTV! Live in the now 8-Bit!"
The crowd show their support by chanting "NES!" but Delrious counters this with a "Sega CD!" chant. Uno shouts back that it was unplayable only for them to form an arguement about Night Trap. They start wrestling all the while arguing about the best consoles, with Player Uno picking Nintendo ones and Delrious shouting rubbish stuff like the 3D0.
All of this builds up to the best insult in wrestling history! And then Delrious presses the pause button the tights of Player Uno and then tries to make him "work" by blowing on him like you used to have to do with the cartridges!!
Now it's a little hard to hear, so here is the full transcript!
Delirious: 8-Bit! You're 8-Bit! Delirious & Hallowicked, 1080p! HD! HDTV! Live in the now, 8-Bit! Live in the now! Genesis is cooler.
Stupefied: You are a liar! LIAR!
*crowd starts an "NES!" chant*
Delirious: Sega CD! Sega CD!
Player Uno: That's not even playable! It was horrible!
Delirious: What about Night Trap? What about 32x?
Player Uno: No! What about the Power Glove?
*Delirious locks on a wrist lock* NEO-GEO!
*Uno locks in a waist lock* SUPER NINTENDO!
*Delirious locks in a waist lock* TURBOGRAFX!
*Uno gets whipped off the ropes* NINTENDO 64!
*Delirious takes a shoulder tackle* 3DO!
*Uno takes a shoulder tackle* THE WII!
Uno: It's the best! You can play baseball with it!
Delirious: What about this? PRINCESS PEACH IS A TRAMP!
Uno: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Delirious: I said, Princess Peach is a tramp! *gets punched in the face*
Uno: SHE'S A SAINT! SHE'S THE MOST HONEST WOMAN EVER! *gets paused* Aw crap!
*Delirious inspects the paused Player Uno* Maybe you have to blow it!
Crowd member: Stup, get in there!
Stupefied: Man, I want to!
*Delirious laughs in disbelief at Uno*
