Top 5 People You Hate in "Entertainment"

[Steala]

5. Wanda Sykes - In her movies and TV roles, I find that she's almost always playing the loud and sassy sidekick who has a "hilarious" one-liner about everything (often finding a way to call someone a racist for some ridiculous reason). When you're a one note actress and that one note is whiny and nasally, you don't have much going for you.

Of the people on this list, she may be the only one that's not entirely responsibile for her annoyance factor. Maybe she's just really typecast...but she's terrible, nonetheless.

4. Ke$ha - My dislike for this woman can be described most easily by this video:



Normally I'd complain about the obvious abuse of auto-tune from someone who clearly relies on it as heavily as Ke$ha but in this case, I really feel she's doing a solid to society by not letting us hear her real voice. Dear God, that was awful.

Ke$ha's lyrical procress basically consists writing a line about partying, Jack Daniels, something electronic 'blowing up', or some other such nonsense. Then she repeats the last word in the verse, brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack, rinses, and repeats.

I also have no idea why her name is spelled like a 14-year-old girl's ICQ handle in the late 90s, but we won't get into that.

3. Spencer Pratt - Key word being prat.

2. The orange aliens on Jersey Shore - I don't know their names. I don't care either. I just know that the fact that this show got renewed for a second (correction: THIRD?!?) season and the orange otherworldly creatures on it are getting paid $30,000 an episode is the most obvious sign of the demise of mankind that I've ever heard of. I don't get it. Why do people watch this show?

1. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer - In case you don't know who I'm referring to, they're the idiots that brought us the awful parody genre movies Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Disaster Movie. Those four movies have garnered Rotten Tomatoes rating of 12%. Combined. How are these people even still employed?!

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are to comedy what pineapples are to cancer. They're completely unrelated; however, I'm sure there's some nutjob researcher out there that has done stuidies to find a link between the two. Probably in California. But seriously, way to go, Jason and Aaron. You managed to disgrace a genre of film that consists largely of porn.

Who are the idiots that continue to go to their movies?! It boggles the mind.

I realize I cheated and had way more than 5 people on my list, but whatever.

[Kevin Borg]

5 - Perez Hilton
4 - Perez Hilton
3 - Perez Hilton
2 - Perez Hilton
1 - Perez Hilton

That guy is a symbol for everything that is wrong with the humanity.

[Woo]

Very good choices thus far. I'm undecided on Ke$ha still though. Truthfully my top 5 list would include the girl I fancy, her current boyfriend and her ex, but I'll stick to celebrities...


5. Vince McMahon
Hulk Hogan nearly made my list due to his selfishness and his butchering of TNA but Vince makes it for basically having the deaths of so many wrestlers on his hands and doing constantly turning a blind eye.



4. Simon Cowell
Well he's just slit the throat of British culture and is drinking it's warm blood as we speak. I hate the British public evening more for buying into his shit twice a year. The man isn't even a good record producer, he's just good at doing what he does best and that is be an arsehole. But my biggest problem I have with this prick, is that I can't stop watching X Factor or Britians Got Talent...


3. Paul Dacre
I can't blame you for asking "who?" as I had to look his name up myself. But this prick is the editor of the Daily Mail. A newspaper that tries to scare all it's readers all the time by saying that literally everything gives you cancer and blaming all of Britain's woes on immigration.



2. The Go-Compare guy.
I won't tell you how annoying he is, I'll show you.


1. Nick Griffin
Who else can it be? Some celebrities are annoying, some are dicks, but how many people who's deaths would you genuinely treat as if it were a national celebration? Nick Griffin is one of those. He's the leader of racist political party the British National Party, denies the holocaust ever happens, defends sects of the KKK, is a homophobic, hates Muslims and the "non white" British in general. And then he has the nerve to call Christmas a "very British holiday". Yep a dark-skinned Jew from Israel is a British holiday.... He also claims that he wants to get back to just the indigenous people of this country, yet our ancestry is made up of a mixture of Saxon, Norman,Viking, Roman and so many more backgrounds that it's ludacris. I am proud that Britain is one of the most culturally mixed countries in the world, but Nick wants to end all that and the sad thing is (thanks to rags like the Daily Mail) his party is growing in support.

[MetalBlade]

OK, in no particular order: Katie Price.
This tramp has made her fortune by getting her tits out initially - fair play - but then trying to endear herself to the British public by having a fat retarded kid, seeking public sympathy although she drank and smoked heavily throughout the pregnancy, ensnared a former heartthrob before making him look like the biggest fucking mug who ever lived, then ensnared a once successful MMA fighter before making him also look like a cunt, not satisfied with wrecking his career.
I just fucking despise the ghastly bitch. Everything she stands for, everything she says or does.
The only person I detest more than Jordan is Jade Goody, and she's dead, so it's kind of a mute point.
Katie Price needs to die screaming.
I really can't think of anyone else.