Access Analytics

[Hellion]

One of my favourite features of being one of the 35 administrators of this site is 'Access Analytics'.

AA has taught me the following fun facts:

Today's trending topic is 'Woo'
Today's third most viewed thread is 'They're Here! They're Queer! Get Used To It!'
Powerslam's two most recent searches asked:
'Where is the clitoris?"
and
"What does the female vagina look like?"

I love this forum. And I love AA!

[Kevin Borg]

Both those searches are quotes from the office.

"Technically I am in human resources, and Dwight was asking me about human anatomy. Um, I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly."

[Steala]

Hahaha, finally!

I've put those two searches in at least three times since I discovered the "Real-time Searches" list, providing me literally minutes of entertainment. The first time it actually logged my sign-in name.

I also admit to being the one inside the "They're Here! They're Queer!" thread. Don't judge me. I was in an emotionally vulnerable place. Every boy does it at some point.