Woo Was It?

[Steala]

Hey everyone, it's time for your favorite made-up on the spot Woo Appreciation Month game show!

Here's the game:
1. I give you a humorously cherry-picked and out-of-context quote from the Powerslam boards.
2a. You guess if Woo or some other Powerslam member said it (no name needed).
2b. You probably cheat and use the search feature to find the quote.
3. If 2b, fuck you.

It's that simple folks.

The quote:

"One of my mates said he'd choose a man with a vagina! But that's gross! I'd totally do the woman with a dick!"

So is everybody ready?

Let's play!

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[Hellion]

Not going to 2b things. Spoils the fun.

So...

"One of my mates said he'd choose a man with a vagina! But that's gross! I'd totally do the woman with a dick!"

I'm gonna say...

IT'S A WOO![/b][/color][/size]

My totally out of context WooDunnit?! Quote:

"I've already mastered the art of eating with one hand while holding a squirming baby with the other and managing to keep her away from my food"

WOODUNNIT?![/b][/color][/size]

[Kevin Borg]

I agree, fuck 2B.

"I've already mastered the art of eating with one hand while holding a squirming baby with the other and managing to keep her away from my food"

I think...

IT'S A WOO![/b][/color][/size]

Woodunthisone?

"I am now getting an ad for Gay Insurance Brookers...why anyone would need their brookers to be gay is a mystery to me."

[Steala]

I have no idea how we'll keep score for this, but I can say that Hellion was correct in his guess of mine and I'm absolutely certain that Somar was also correct with his guess of Hellion's.

"I am now getting an ad for Gay Insurance Brookers...why anyone would need their brookers to be gay is a mystery to me."

I'm going to guess....

IT'S A WOO!(?)

Next quote:
"How is Ker-Plunk a strange sex toy? Do you have a fetish where you put sharp sticks through your penis?"

[Hellion]

My quote actually wasn't a Woo. It was a Dini. But I love that when we remove the context of a quote it becomes infinitely more Woo.

So....

"How is Ker-Plunk a strange sex toy? Do you have a fetish where you put sharp sticks through your penis?"

WOO ELSE COULD IT BE?? (!!!!) (!)

That means, yes. I think it was Woo.

Here's my next handpicked out of context quote!

"I can only imagine what was going through his opponent's mind as he came gracefully sailing down on top of them.
He looked great to...."

WOO WAS IT? WOO DID IT? WOO, COULD IT BE?!!!(!!!!) (!)

[Steala]

"How is Ker-Plunk a strange sex toy?" was actually Knoxville original. To be fair though, Woo was the one that prompted the question from him.

"I can only imagine what was going through his opponent's mind as he came gracefully sailing down on top of them.
He looked great to...."

IT'S NOT A WOO, I DON'T BELIEVE! BUT IT COULD BE. THE JURY'S STILL OUT. MY INITIAL FEELING WAS THAT IT WAS A METALBLADE OR MAYBE AN OLYMPICHERO2010.

Next quote:

"Update:Partnership Canceled
Reason: Powerslam is a dead site!
And doesnt give members freedom."

[Kevin Borg]

Steala was right, the first one was a woo by me.

""Update:Partnership Canceled
Reason: Powerslam is a dead site!
And doesnt give members freedom."

IT'S NOT A WOO. BUT I WAS WRONG ON MY FIRST ONE AND AM NOW FILLED WITH SELF-DOUBT

"I'm going to climb through the screen and personally bitchslap you, I have that power...And if the gerbil felt threatened by you, hell yes you deserve to die"

[Steala]

You are correct! It was not a Woo! It was a tnasucksyadigg. That is classic tnasucksyadigg.

"I'm going to climb through the screen and personally bitchslap you, I have that power...And if the gerbil felt threatened by you, hell yes you deserve to die"

Did anyone ever say that? I'm pretty sure I would have remembered it. In any case, it seems overly hostile for Woo. So, I will guess...

NOT A WOO...UNLESS IT WAS DIRECTED TOWARDS KNOXVILLE.[/b][/color]

Next quote:

Five ruled.

"When the rainy days are trying, you gotta keep on keep on trying, all the bees and the birds are flying hiiiiiiigh."

Man they truly were 5 bad boys with the power to rock you.

[Hellion]

For the record, my last one was a Metal, not a Woo. But can totally see how it might be an OH2010.

Five ruled.

"When the rainy days are trying, you gotta keep on keep on trying, all the bees and the birds are flying hiiiiiiigh."

Man they truly were 5 bad boys with the power to rock you.

Hmmm... I'm gonna say -

THAT'S NOT A WOO! SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ARGH![/b][/color]

Next

(Pleading on hands and knees, with tears streaming and a breaking voice) Don't do it Knox! I don't trust that Shaney guy!

* Brackets may be an editorial addition.

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[Steala]

(Pleading on hands and knees, with tears streaming and a breaking voice) Don't do it Knox! I don't trust that Shaney guy!

THAT'S A WOO!

Next:

for I can rape them?

[Woo]

Btw the Five lyrics were a Woo...

for I can rape them?

Hmmm, I am going to say...
[glow=red,2,300]NOT WOO[/glow]

Problem being I dont want the little twat bags having my email addy

Woo or You?

[Kevin Borg]

Steala was right, it was not a woo the last one i did.

I'm going to say not a WOO.

"is it wrong that I think the girl shagging the alien is sooo fit and therefore find that picture to be a bit of a turn-on? "

[Steala]

Oh yeah, I didn't tell Hellion that Five quote was a Woo because he called me a sucka. I felt he deserved the suspense.

Anyway Woo was right! "for I can rape them?" was a Flyers. And a brilliant one at that.

"is it wrong that I think the girl shagging the alien is sooo fit and therefore find that picture to be a bit of a turn-on? "

THAT'S A WOO!!

Next:

lol, I don't think we're idiots Flyers.

[Woo]

Yep the quote about the girl shagging an alien was indeed said by me. I recall it.

I am going to say that one is

NOT WOO

Now my one:

‘Bouncing Boobs On/Off‘?

[Steala]

Yeah, "lol, I don't think we're idiots Flyers" was another Knoxville (Kn*xville).

‘Bouncing Boobs On/Off‘?

Okay, since no one else has gone, I will put my flawless "Woo Was It?" record on the line and say...

THAT'S A WOO!!

Next:

There are only so many packs of pickled onion space raiders a girl can eat...although I have yet to find that limit... ahem.