Michael Cole

[Kevin Borg]

Wow, I've always hated Michael Cole, but right now I'm watching Raw and can't believe some of the things that this dummy is saying in regards to Daniel Bryan:

"he is such a nerd, who doesn't own a tv?!"

"What a Herculean phsyique, what's he even doing here?"

"This guy is a vegan? Ugh, what the hell even if a vegan?! Who doesn't eat meat?!"

I had never realized what exactly about Michael Cole I always hated, but now I've realized it: according to Cole, if you don't conform to the masses, you're a freak and a loser.

[MetalBlade]

That's been the general consensus of WWE for many years now.
Cole is just toeing the company line.
Albeit rather blatantly.
I quite like the way Cole has emerged from his regular company man image, and is acting heelish towards Danielson. Totally out of character.

[Steala]

Do nerds not own TVs?

[MetalBlade]

Yeah I thought that rather contradictory also.
Pillock.

[Kevin Borg]

this could be the worst piece of commentary i've ever heard.

MC: I think he just said he doesn't like soda, he's a weirdo.
Josh: Not everybody drinks Soda, Cole.
MC: Well, most people do Josh.

What a sad, pathetic joke. It's as if Cole is discouraging people from trying to have a healthy lifestyle (as he then goes on to mock Bryan's lack of tv watching, bad digestive system and not eating meat). If Cole dropped dead tomorrow I might actually cheer.

[Kevin Borg]

Somehow I found myself watching the first half of NXT last week and couldn't help laughing my ass off at Josh Mathews reacting ("WHY... would you do that?") to Michael Cole's terrible announcing: skip to 3:17