Post by Steala on Aug 25, 2009 23:01:59 GMT -1
I tried to make a cool sounding handle from all the letters I collected from you, but the best I could come up with were Alert At Ears (my Native American name), Astral Eater, and Laser Eat Rat. If I sold you an A, I could at least be Realest Rat, Laser Tater, or Rattle Ears.
But do any of those sound as cool as Steala? No, not really. Basically, your letters are jamming up the works.
As a result of this, if you call now (because we can't do this all day), I'm willing to sell you back your letters for 50 cents on the dollar. This incredible offer not available in stores.
But wait! There's more. If you act now, I'll double it and throw in this exclamation mark for no extra charge.
Perfect for exclaiming things.
Here's how to order:
But do any of those sound as cool as Steala? No, not really. Basically, your letters are jamming up the works.
As a result of this, if you call now (because we can't do this all day), I'm willing to sell you back your letters for 50 cents on the dollar. This incredible offer not available in stores.
But wait! There's more. If you act now, I'll double it and throw in this exclamation mark for no extra charge.
Perfect for exclaiming things.
Here's how to order:
