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Post by MetalBlade on Mar 3, 2010 8:47:55 GMT -1
Tree Carved into Male Private Part A tree in Tempe, A.Z. that Adam Starr needed to be cut down is now the talk of the neighborhood. He says he asked some friends to help him out, but a mix of alcohol and chainsaws created what some consider an explicit carving. Video courtesy of KPHO.
See the video herewww.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=6223273n&tag=apiWe all have morning wood occasionally, but this takes the piss. I wonder if it's a hardwood. Certainly looks it.
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Post by Hellion on Mar 3, 2010 10:15:34 GMT -1
The link sent me to the nintendo marriage... but I found it.
LMAO. Needn't say more.
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Post by MetalBlade on Mar 3, 2010 12:54:03 GMT -1
LOL, I changed it and the link works now. Stupid clipboard...
The attention to detail on the bell end is astonishing.
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Post by Layne on Mar 6, 2010 21:33:54 GMT -1
It's stories like this that make me damn proud to be a journalist.
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Post by Steala on Mar 6, 2010 22:41:49 GMT -1
I initially feared someone had carved a picture of a tree into their male private part.
I was relieved to find out it was just the opposite.
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Post by Layne on Mar 7, 2010 8:53:58 GMT -1
Looks like your secret is still safe, Steala.
CBS aren't on to you and your "art" yet.
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Post by Steala on Mar 7, 2010 13:31:33 GMT -1
Who needs to carve it in when there's natural foliage down there? The wood is, well, the wood and the bush is the bush.
CBS is probably worried about other stuff anyway.
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Post by Layne on Mar 7, 2010 14:08:45 GMT -1
I love the Christmas music in the background. So apropos.
I can just imaigne some girl's face falling in disappointment as she unwraps the present to find a doctor's appointment form in there while that guy is just grinning enthusiastically at her with his thumbs up, as if it's the best gift ever.
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Post by Steala on Mar 7, 2010 15:08:18 GMT -1
Don't worry, there's a Hanukkah version too!
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Post by Layne on Mar 7, 2010 15:45:14 GMT -1
It's nice to know CBS cares... albeit a little too much perhaps.
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