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Post by Hellion on Mar 2, 2010 8:59:18 GMT -1
Mar 1, 3:53 PM EST MONTESANO, Wash. (AP) -- Authorities believe a Washington man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash. Grays Harbor County sheriff's Deputy Dave Pimentel (PIM'-en-tel) said Monday 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday and called a relative to pull his car from a ditch. However, family members found Messenger electrocuted when they arrived. Pimentel says Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn't see the live wire. The urine stream likely served as a conductor, allowing the electricity to reach his body. Pimentel says there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through Messenger's body. hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_URINE_ELECTROCUTION?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US
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Post by MetalBlade on Mar 2, 2010 12:00:56 GMT -1
Lol, I've heard of this happening when tramps piss on subway train lines. Apparently it carbonises the penis.
Good headline for this would have been COCK SHOCK. But what paper is gonna have the balls to use it?
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Post by Woo on Mar 3, 2010 0:23:56 GMT -1
The balls to use it? Very good.
So I guess the 'pissing on an electric fence' thing really is true.
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Post by MetalBlade on Mar 3, 2010 7:47:50 GMT -1
LOL, all Wooo,s urban legends he ever heard are being confirmed before his very eyes - right here in this forum!
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