50- Finding THOSE images...Finding very questionable images of a certain forum member....
49- The PS2 partnership with the BWFVery recent one this. This guy who joined PS2 and said he wanted to be partners with us....then changed his mind after breaking all the rules in his promo. He then said the partnership was over. The picture Hellion/Steala posted with the black boy, during his birthday, celebrating the deal is hilarious. I forgot the name of their forum, but then looked at the bottom of PS and looks like we are still affiliated with them!
48- FlyersHe deserves a whole spot to himself. From his tantrum in the Child- "LETS ALL LAUGH, MAKE JOKES. LOL THAT'S FUNNY!" to his "Ability to insert the word 'pickle' into any name. The way he kept the 'Electra fanclub' banner in his sig 6 months after everyone else. To this hilarious quote from Steala- "Soze "We are going to have to tell flyers about 'commas'" Steala: "If you ask flyers about commas he'll reply "comma comma comma comma comma chameleon?"
Also there was the time he said black people were just tanned- Knoxville then made that into a quote and put it in Flyers sig, casuing Flyers to delete his account lol. My favourite bit is that Steala then edited his new profile and added "This user may delete his account" into his user notes for admins and moderators to see. Then there was the ungoing joke that Flyers was constantly drunk, which we used as an excuse for everything he said. Also how about the time he had "Bring Back Rob" in his sig and Tony changed it to "Bring Back Happy Days!"?
Making fun of Flyers has always been fun.
47- The 4th of July ThreadSomeone makes a thread about Independence day and then Somar goes crazy causing a big argument resulting in MacDaddy going mental and leaving.
46- The HotseatA good little game this. It initially started crap, but then we asked deep questions like "why did you delete our forum Knox?" and questioning Scorpina on why her photo suddenly has green eyes...
45- Katie HolmesAngi was the slut forum mod, but refused to put up images of Katie Holmes on the old PS. So I made a post here asking her to do it and she left the forum as a result. Then we banned her for a laugh, forgot about it and she has only just been unbanned! Sorry Angi!
44- LeoLeo kinda divides people down the middle with his mockney style and trademark backwards laugh- ahahaha. His sig was fantastic though. Hellion made one for Disable with rude a rather rude image in the background, so when he made one for Leo everyone thought there were sex scenes in the background....but instead they were in the foreground and nobody seemed to notice.
43. The GauntletIn the efed there was a gauntlet match featuring Ramos, Electra, Steala, Disable, Witch-Hunter and myself. We all knew Ramos was going to win it, but none of us knew he would run the gauntlet and make the rest of us look like jobbers. The result was outcry. Electra did make him submit, but then did a Shamrock and refused to break it and then getting DQ'd. Scorpina, who wrote the match, then said that I was meant to be the one to make him submit, but that I didn't have the motive to do so. Wtf was with her and "motive" anyway?
42- Knox and Steala ignore me in chatGod this was REALLY pissing me off. They were both in chat as was I, but they were pretending I wasn't in there. I was also on MSN speaking to them and they were asking me why I weren't in the chat until I went mad and started insulting them both.
41- Rob and Shane's radio show.Hat's off to them for doing a radio show. The ones I heard were freaking hilarious! *****
40- The PPV Prediction GamesThe game was massive. Looking at this list of people that took part makes you said as nearly all of them are gone.
39- Apples & CornFlyers, new lounge mod, made a thread saying 'If there is a thread about apples, don't change the subject and start talking about corn. Angi amongst others weren't happy about this and went off on tirades about it. I was arguing back saying they were stupid and it was a joke (even though it probably wasn't, I liked the argument). Hilarious
38- Metalblade70Okay I have to say then when Metal joined we NEVER thought he'd hang around for ages. We thought this strange fellow who liked Warlord would be gone in days, especially with members like MikeD, Tony and Somar who hated n00bs. I liked it when Metal came into chat, not knowing that you should have 1 window open for the forum and one for Child and he kept leaving all the time to make posts and then returning. Aww bless.
37- Hellion's Admin AbuseHellion becoming admin was a great time. Him abusing his powers and giving us all stupidly long names was even funnier. He eventually changed my name so much and booted me out chat so much that it completely fucked my IE.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v693/MrWeedKiller/Random%20Screeshots/boooooooooooooooooooooooorn.jpgimg.photobucket.com/albums/v693/MrWeedKiller/Random%20Screeshots/ThanksSteve.jpg36- Taken out of context…This was when Metal's then-fiancé Rhino was around as were the Member of the Month awards. One of us one and had the power to edit someone's sig. We targeted Flyers and made him put 'Rhino I gored your girlfriend real good!'
Okay I've just been informed that this had nothing to do with MoM and was the result of a bet between Flyers and Steala. But speaking of MoM how about the time Flyers won and wanted 'USA is the best country in the world' put into Scorpina's sig and she left the fed....again....as a result?! lolAnother great moment was when we were doing the 'Have you ever' game. I posted yes to a question but as I posted it Steala asked 'Have you ever seen a dog lick his balls and been envious?’ making me look like a sick SOB.
I also loved the time Knox said “I’m gay okay, I admit it!” in the chat and then me and Steala said various gay things and I edited it all together to make Knox and Flyers out to be even gayer. Some of this stuff WAS actually said by the person, I just can’t remember who said what anymore though.
35- Pro Wrestle TalkRob's forum. I got banned here sooooo many times. I made the first ever post at his new forum and then got banned with that, then unbanned, then banned again. I made 2 posts and got banned about 6 times. One of them posts was insulting Xarone after his racist Jew pro-holocaust promos. His efed name here was Ace Adam Caden, but we all call him rACEst Adam. After getting banned I made this banner.
34- Axel....Axel makes a post saying that his mum thinks he is an online predator.....okay....
33- ChildMany, MANY great moments in the Child. Including the time me, Sam and Steala formed our version of the nWo, with Sam being Nash and blowing his knee constantly or AJ Styles always logging into the Child and sitting their silently. Another great time was when I told Steala about the subrooms...but didn't tell him how to get out lol.
32- SOM IIISOM III was when the fed was in it's peak and this was a great PPV. Tony vs Scorpina was the main event (shock!), but there was also Jeazy vs Izard (thank you Rob for writing that one), Jade vs Angel in a cage, Ryan Angeline beating our tag champs Sam and Rob in a handicap match (wtf?!!) and Thugg beating Disable to retain his TA title.....only to lose it to CRUSHER on the same night.....only to be awarded it back again.....okay... The best match though was Sam writing Electra vs Steala. Don't suppose you got any old matches saved Sam?
31- xCraigx and BSCullen inVade Powerslam!!!These two jokers invaded PS to promote their real life backyard fed XWF featuring the awesome Kid Crazy. What a talent he is. Sadly they both got banned, but you can still check them out on Youtube.
30- Andrew, Banana, RamosSomar's efed image was Chris Evans, the actor- not the ginger DJ. So it was great when we found pictures of Evans with whipped cream on his nipples and a banana up his ass.
29- My heel turnNot my heel turn in the efed, but on the board itself. For some reason I got the blame for all the bannings of Rob, Jeazy and Cloud, while Steala was looked upon as a god. I became the big heel of PS for a short glorious time.
28- The Wrestling TournamentThis was a massive undertaking. 128 wrestlers in a Knock-out tournament to find the most popular wrestler ever. In the end I think the final was Angle vs HBK but Angle ended up as the victor. It's funny Angle would never win these days. Maybe we need a new one?
27- Tony-Scorpina Scorpina-TonyI was going to leave the forum for a bit, but before I went I thought I'd do something funny. So I switched Tony and Scorpina's profiles completely. Their names, name colours, banners, avatars, member titles, the works. I discussed it with Steala and Thugg in the chat a couple of weeks in advance so that when they checked the chat logs I'd be safe.
26- SOM IVSOM was a good PPV. It was sooo stressful to organize. They planned matches all went to hell when Scorpina, Tony, Angel, OH and many more all left for various reasons, plus my match with Steala was delayed for months.... The matches were great though- Helms vs Sam, Electra vs Thugg, Knox vs Jones, Cloud vs....Mikado?.. My match with Steala was eventually posted and I was quite proud of it. I have it saved still.
25- Knox kills a camera man in the fed!Seriously Knox- WTF were you thinking!?
24- The Contendership CupWow....now this was one stressful PPV... it was meant to be a simple 8 person knockout tournament. But there were some controversies
1) First of all the FWE champion didn't have a match and just sat on commentary. Stupid.
2) Due to her hate of Steala, Scorpina quickly jobbed him to Sam so that he wouldn't be in the tournament.
3) Scorpina kept copying and pasting old matches.
4) Electra took over and wanted Steala back in the CCup but how? Well we had him knock Electra out and then write his name over Mr. Mike's.
5) In their respective matches neither SBK nor Fozzy promoed so Electra had 1000 Chicken pin them both and make it to the last eight. The fans were happy.
6) But Tony wasn't happy and thought it was stupid. So talking rocks are fine Tony, but a man in a chicken suit not? Okay.... anyway Tony made 1000 have a match with himself which would THEN decide who made it to the last eight. Tony won. The fans were not happy.
7) In my qualifying match I wanted to lose to Steve Helms to make me angry so I could turn on Steala. But I won the match....
8) I moaned as I wanted to lose so we had Tony, in character, change the decision.
9) I was to turn on Steala at the PPV and injure him and attacking him with our tag belt....Scorpina decided to fuck that up and just had me give him my finisher because I "didn't have motive" for the heel turn.
10) Helms was meant to make the final, but Scorpina probably decided Helms didn't have the motive to win and put HERSELF into the final even though there was already a banner made!
Man that was one crazy card! Just look at the brackets!
Scorpina ended up getting fired over this, which is one of the reasons she left the forum…the other reason is further down the list..
23- DaveWDave W was a new member who became quite popular at PS, even winning MoM once. He seemed to know a lot about past events at PS, but he said he was a guest for years. But there was still something fishy about him.... I started to think he was an old member and during a conversation between me, him and Electra we worked out that DaveW was in fact Hague! I can't remember why he did it exactly, I think to see what people really thought about him. Either way it was good detective work by me....a sign of things to come...
22- Somar becomes a GodI dunno what happened exactly but Somar pissed off Angel and she left. Then MikeD went made at Somar and me (I was losing my heel spot to Thugg at this point) and said he thinks he is a god. Hellion then made Somar an AWESOME God banner. This was another hilarious time with everyone bitching constantly. I also think this was when DaveW was born.
21- 2523One of the most infamous members. Even though he only made a few one line posts. But they were all classics. "F*** Y** Steala" is a classic. Why he thought "You" was swearing is anybody's guess. Here again is Somar's tribute banner with EVERY post 2523 made included.
20- Angel rapIn the fed I made many raps, due to my character thinking he is a rap star. This is my favourite though. It was when Angel left the fed because she lost a match (oh nooo!). So in-character me, Knox and Electra said goodbye to her, concluding with my heart felt words.
There was once a young girl called Jess
Her family was quite the mess
She was beaten by her dad
And her brother was mad
It’s no wonder her mother left
She had a boyfriend called Jimmy
He got her into the F.W.E.
She got a title shot
As her love live went to pot
And since then it’s been “me me me”
So she walked the arena ramp
And left as F.W.E champ
But ratings were low
And buy-rates were slow
And she suffered stomach cramp
Now the owner, she wanted to impress
So with her ex-husband she had sex
But she soon found out
What this company’s about
And that you can’t beat System-X
Then she finally lost the belt
Her whole world started to melt
She couldn’t handle it
So she said ‘I quit’
And oh what joy we all felt
She can’t get over the title switch
Loosing to her fellow ‘sister-witch’
But after a long nap
She realized she was crap
But you’re not welcome back now, bitchCome back Angel!
19- La CervezaWTF was up with thus guy?! He made
"Mossey" look normal! He famously said he had a punch-up with his dad on a roof and had some strange fixation on Buzz the dog. I miss him! DAMN YOU RICH FOR DELETING THE FORUM AND COSTING US THE CHANCE TO SEE HIM AGAIN. Dickhead.
18- Penis GuyThis guy was EVEN BETTER! He kept PMing people, he took a real shine to Angel, and asked if they wanted to see his penis. FUCKING HILARIOUS STUFF! Angel even chatted to him on MSN to continue their conversation.....well okay I added her to the conversation and then left them two alone.
17- Steala vs. IzardWhile the feud was botched by Scorpina it was still lots of fun. Who will ever forget the debut of Abin Piginrat? It also featured my Humpty Dumpty promo, where I did my best Tony impression Steala’s love letter to Flyers, me trying to injure myself to get out of the Devil’s Court match and attacking staff member Dave McGee instead. We also had a zero-contact rule which I liked, though there was a loop-hole which read ‘Zero contact unless Steala is dressed as a masked Asian.’
16- Cloud/Nino/Ajax/TripleH etc vs. The WorldSay what you want about Cloud. I think the guy is hilarious. I loved his real life feud with Hague, which featured the hilarious ‘HURT HAGUE’ thread. He had big arguments with Somar, resulting in his first ban. He attacked Electra in the fed without her consent and then made a bitchy post in the announcement forum about it. His best moment though is his never-ending feud with Knox. His “Dopey Big-Eared Cunt” insult on our dear Admin is one of the greatest things ever said since time began.
15- Talking Rocks and All Powerful Dancing MonkeysTony tells me and Steala that rocks may talk. “No they don’t” “How do you know, have you ever spoken to one?” “………..” He then told us that maybe the world is being controlled by dancing monkeys. It was a stupid, stupid conversation. Who knows though- maybe the monkey DOES exist. You know who doesn’t though?- Scorpina!
14- “Who’s Up For A Good Old Round Of The Penis Game?” PENIS! PENIS PENIS!I think that is how the game was played. I was first introduced to it in Rob’s Child at his site. It was an hilarious comment. Me and Steala then started the PM game “PENIS. Pass it on.” Which was also pretty damn funny.
13- CRUSHER!Everyone loves CRUSHER right? How could you not, just look at the best moves on his efed sign up sheet:
Crazy Roundhouse kicks (the works).
Arabianfacebuster
Rvd Goodies
Crush'em- Book In
The Last HIT
The Finale
Submission Finisher: a brand new one.
The Lockdown- a deadly sleeper. Once locked, there is no tomorrow for the innocent.
( that is enough moves for the writers to use)
Other entertaining good stuff:
Triple Jump Plancha
Triple Jump Moonsault Splash
Triple Jump Moonsault Plancha
Triple Jump Legdrop
Triple Jump Legdrop Suicida
Triple Jump Somersault Plancha
HELL's DEEP
THE LOCKDOWN
SHOT OF THE NIGHT!
CRADLE 2 the GRAVE
What a guy! He also had a kendo stick that somehow produces flames, yeah I’m still trying to work that one out too. Also that Sleeper used to kill people. I guess he toned it down. Because of his awesomeness he was got his own DVD!
Because of that CRUSHER’s efed image went from being Rob Van Dam to a toy RVD figure that has been used ever since.
12. Tony the rapistTony telling me, Steala, Electra, Angi, Somar and possibly Sam too on MSN that he took advantage of a drunk lesbian (Scorpina’s girlfriend I think) and that he felt like he basically raped her. Steala was like “yes, you did.” I have the MSN transcript saved still. This was the last we heard from Tony.
11. The Powerslam Awards ShowAs part of the annual PS awards there was an award show every year writing by some poor schmuck. I was that unlucky guy one year and wrote an award show. I thought it was pretty good. I’ll post it soon.
10. The Castaway GameFFS Flyers- me, Somar and Steala are STILL on that island! This game is funny as it has been going on years. The tasks were quite cool too including a word search (that may have been separate) a challenge to make the best PS banner and a 3 way game of Tic Tak and Crosses.
9- 1000 Chicken.Ah you gotta love this guy. The fed’s unofficial mascot and anti-KC campaigner is a classic character created by Hellion, or also had a bunny rabbit character with the silly name. Mr. Transcaucasia.
8- Bodyslam!
Bodyslam was a spoof-take forum made by Flyers. It had some great moments there included a whole forum called ‘Gay Dinosaur Forum’. It also had it’s own fed called the FCWE- obviously a mix-up of Rob’s FCW fed and our FWE one. Me and Steala were feuding over the belt there and were about to have a HILARIOUS No Counts Out match at our first PPV, but Knox had other ideas and wiped the forum…. We eventually had the no count outs match at SOM IV instead! I made a T-shirt for our fed too.
My favourite BS moment though was when I made every single letter and number a ‘censored word’ and made all the characters turn into the letter X. I then blamed it on a hacker, which Flyers bought. When Knox deleted the forum he denied he did it but said “I was Mr. X, but I didn’t delete the forum!” managing to lie twice in one sentence! Nice one! I even changed our banner too!
Bodyslam is still alive by the way-
flyers05.proboards70.com/index.cgi7- The Gimmick Battle Royal!My favourite PS2 moment is the Gimmick Battle Royal that I wrote. It was on Tim Izard Appreciation Night and I tried to make the match as funny as possible, hence the very stupid banners. I might read it again.
6- Put this in your sig if you think Jeazy died for usJeazy is next! He had soooo many great moments from the above line to his temper tantrum in the Child after losing the Adrenaline title. His trademark ‘Whas Crakin’ catchphrase is still said on the forum these days, Steala said it to me a few hours ago in fact.
he highlight, or lowlight or his PS tenure though was when Steala edited his profile. He changed his name colour to pink, his location to ‘Montreal England’ edited his post control so that he could only post once every 8 days and then changed his member title to ‘Posts Every 8 Days’. Jeazy then returned and put his title as ‘Grr’ and his location to ‘Don’t change it fags.’ Steala got demoded over this after the whole thing was caught in the Child transcipts talking to Hellion about it, ending with the great line “We’re giving this guy a make-over and he isn’t even here to appreciate it!” Due to this I became a mod, yay!
5- The Scorpina mystery….After solving the Dave W case I started to get suspicious that Scorpina and Tony were the same person… at first I wasn’t thinking that, but I knew something was amiss when she posted an old picture of herself, only this time with a fake tattoo and green eyes that she didn’t have before.
She said that they were completely different pictures and her proof was “one is darker….” strangely a lot of people agreed with her until I found her Scorpion tattoo on Google images.
I then spoofed that myself.
I then found all the previous images of her, as Angi and Hague were beginning to get suspicious of her photos and changing appearances too. One of these images is the infamous picture of her in lingerie on a set of draws in an attempt to seduce Flyers.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v693/MrWeedKiller/Samephoto.jpgSo why would she put fake images of some other girl online? Well my mind went into overdrive and I figured- because Scorpina doesn’t exist and that it was Tony all along. I had also noticed that some stuff I had told Tony had been said back to me by Scorpina and unless they spent all their free time talking about PS I found it VERY strange. Also we have to mention that in the past there was a member called Beverly who Hague STRONGLY thought was Scorpina and her reply was that it was Tony’s brother….so they had been suspicious for years.
Whether they are the same person or not is still up for debate but due to this I drove yet more members away…
4- John HellionAnother great efed character by Hellion. The woman-beating ex convict was a BIG HIT. Mainly due to the fact he randomly walked into a promo between me and Steala and wrote “John Hellion walks past wearing nothing but a towel and winks at Steala.” He went round interrupted various promos in various amusing ways and had a great feud with Billyboy Jones, in his Captain Mystery persona. His debut where he created a news story about himself and made it into a newspaper article was very well done, but even better was the comic strip he made where John bumped into Flyers, who had a knife! It said 'To be continued' but sadly never was. He wasn’t in the fed for long, but it sure was memorable.
3- Da Whyte BoyzDWB was a tag team of me and Steala and I had so much fun doing this angle, the highlight of my time in the fed. The promos of us playing the F.W.E videogame had me in stitches and Steala made the phrase ‘SPLAAADOW’ into a massive catchphrase, despite only saying it once. The fact Helms and Maradona used to use it in their fed says a lot….though they did also say ‘Mao’ lots too, so maybe not… We then found out that SPLAADOW is what is said when a man throws cum in a backhand way during sex or something, at least according to Helms anyway.
2- Unban KramzAhhh, Titain and Kramz. Were there ever funnier members than these two? Titian, also known as Archangel went rampant in the fed, setting fire to Electra’s desk and one point too and generally pissed people off and got banned. Kramz somehow got involved to stick up for his mate and made a thread called ’Unban Titain.’ What followed was a massive argument in that thread featuring him, Electra, Somar, Steala, Hellion, Tony and myself.
At one point Electra called him a druggie and he denied this before Kel pointed out his sig said “Superman says stay in school.
Roll Another Blunt.” Poor Kramz ended up getting banned, but what followed next was hilarious as we then made a ‘Unban Kramz’ thread with us all taking on a different role in the argument and copying exactly what was said before with a humours tone to it.
Also amusing was that following his ban Titain complained about Electra…..but to Electra. Man these guys were priceless!
1- Disable’s sig.Sometimes a picture is much better than words and that is the case here. This sig was made for Disable by Hellion and Kev had it in his sig for MONTHS without seeing the porn picture in the background. Hellion, I salute you!
