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Post by Hellion on Sept 16, 2010 12:23:10 GMT -1
Milk? Like Cow's milk? Or the movie?
My sisters lactose intolerant...
My dad's a homophobe...
So whichever you want to talk about, just know someone I'm related to hates it.
And if you're talking about the first person to drink milk.. Well.... Hats off to them. I've always asked an extension of the same question. Who was the first person to eat cheese? All I can say is that the dares really got out of hand at that party.
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Post by Steala on Sept 17, 2010 12:40:06 GMT -1
lol.
I'm guessing it was some poor lonely farmer.
I'm more concerned with the first person to eat a bull testicle. And the second, and the third, etc.
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Post by Hellion on Sept 17, 2010 14:04:48 GMT -1
Yeah, you're right. Lonely people are prone to eating some really strange things. I can see that farmer now... I can feel his sadness... the sort of sadness that tucking into 6 month old milk can cure...
Still, the sadness needed to chow on bull balls is a little beyond me. I guess one guy joked to a lonely farmer that it brought back his virility. That poor sad little farmer fell for it... and before you know it you're all alone... and now you're eating testicles...
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Post by MetalBlade on Sept 17, 2010 16:20:15 GMT -1
I'm guessing you are familiar with the testicle eating scene from Mel Gibson's Apocalypto?
That's almost exactly how testicle eating began. Except they weren't farmers, they were Mayan hunters.
And as we all know that must be true, as Mel would never perpetuate a lie.
Take his Jesus film - all true.
And Mad Max. Even though it's not yet happened, it WILL.
The Gib has prophecized.
What dirty bastards though, eating cumballs.
Anyway, I now have a new thing to ponder over whilst I'm trying to get to sleep:
Remember tapes? Cassette tapes?
WTF?!
So you can use magnets to store sounds, and video, onto a thin plastic strip? Get the fuck right outta town!
The technology may be older than a tortoise's nannan, but that shit has puzzled me since I was small enough to find my dad's prized Beatles demo tapes, unravel them and tie my brother up with it.
It's like fucking magic, seriously!
And don't even go there with records... FFS!
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Post by Steala on Sept 18, 2010 11:33:58 GMT -1
The Clinger speaketh: www.proboards.com/blog/?p=132It's something to consider, at least, even if to just get rid of the 2 in the address. And no, I've never seen any bull testicle eating scenes directed by Mel Gibson as presented by Touchstone Pictures in association with Icon Productions. |
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Post by Hellion on Sept 19, 2010 2:08:38 GMT -1
Cassettes are just as amazing as CDs/DVDs which relay information by having a laser bounced off tiny variations in the 'terrain' of the disc. I try not to think about these things. It makes my head hurt.
And Steala, good find. We've existed long enough independently revamp our name. Let's take the "li'l" out of "li'l bow wow".
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Post by Steala on Sept 19, 2010 14:39:23 GMT -1
Magnets. They're something else.
I just noticed that it costs 10 big ones* to do the address name change. I didn't realize that when I first suggested it, as I only read the first couple of sentences and made my assumptions based on that, just like my high school book reports.
*That's real American dollars!
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Post by MetalBlade on Sept 19, 2010 19:30:26 GMT -1
Lol, I read so far down, until I noticed the 10 big ones fee, and paid no further attention.
Clinger's a scam artist. N.F.W.F.T.S.*
*that's acronym for "no fucking way fuck that shit".
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Post by Steala on Sept 21, 2010 23:28:01 GMT -1
There should be a limit on how many 80s movie franchises Shia Lebeouf is allowed to ruin per decade.
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Post by Hellion on Sept 22, 2010 9:26:38 GMT -1
Dude, I only saw that he was in a Wall Street sequel yesterday on a poster when I went to see 'The Other Guys'.
What... the... hell?!
Two things. First, this was only trumped by the news this morning that a Bill & Ted sequel was in the works. I'm eager to see how bad this can actually be when it comes to fruition...
Secondly - I vote we play a new game... What is the most hilarious/heinous remake/reimaging/sequeal you can imagine featuring Shia Lebeouf? And what role does he get?
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Post by MetalBlade on Sept 22, 2010 19:05:03 GMT -1
Shia LeBeouf starring in a prequel to A Nightmare On Elm Street, in which he plays a young Freddy Kruger.
The film will chronicle his high school days as a fledgeling paedophile, as he struggles to come to terms with his affliction while sexually abusing fifth grade boys in the showers.
Then as he takes a job as a janitor at the school, his descent into madness begins it's sordid downward spiral.
The film ends as we see LeBeouf lynched by the Elm Street locals whose kids he fucked, as they lock him in the furnace and burn him to fucking death.
The closing shot will be Shia's face pressed up against the grill as his skin melts and begins to slough off his face.
Then the audience cheers.
Loudly.
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Post by Steala on Sept 22, 2010 20:50:06 GMT -1
That's one Shia Lebeouf movie I'd pay to see. I don't think I can top that. Therefore, I propose the sequel to that movie.
Damn, my Springsteen signature is not working.
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Post by Hellion on Sept 22, 2010 23:48:38 GMT -1
Hahaha! Nice one metal. I would love to see that.
I was thinking something along the lines of a reimagining of Super Mario Brothers where he plays Princess. But you've got that beat!
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Post by Steala on Sept 24, 2010 22:35:27 GMT -1
I realize the point of this game is to come up with the most absurd idea possible, but why would anyone ever redo the Super Mario Bros. movie? It was pretty much perfect the first time around.
You might as well piss on Dennis Hopper's grave.
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Post by MetalBlade on Sept 25, 2010 8:13:14 GMT -1
You might as well shit in John Leguizamo's mouth.
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