Post by Hellion on Feb 14, 2010 13:45:57 GMT -1
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey, At the Elton John concert and I saw you drive over my boyfriend.
I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that you need a sex-change.
I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and thanks for the Cocaine.
You make me sick,
Socrates
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey, At the Elton John concert and I saw you drive over my boyfriend.
I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that you need a sex-change.
I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and thanks for the Cocaine.
You make me sick,
Socrates